Pumpkins filled with candles laid alone and

Bat Chain Puller. Pumpkins spanned the hills, pumpkins lined the walls. Pumpkins were all Queen Evelyn had left. Swirling her peasant's mead (all of the wine long gone), she tapped

So far that the mothers wet and licked knees couldn't help it but jump of her leg and hump the naughty dog

nononono. This cant be happening... Shut it off, just shut it off. Shut it... Not that dial, the other one! THAT ONE! Counter-clockwise! Argghhh!

Bringing Patty to the Nuclear Power Station on "Take our Daughter to Work Day" was a mistake. The warning "Critical meltdown imminent" flashed. "Press the control rods down button"

- I had to suit up and go into the nuclear core. The Power Station's manager told me that I couldn't leave my daughter alone, so I had to take her inside the core with me. And that

left me in a bit of a pickle. I liked my daughter. I didn't want her to die. But there was only one radiation suit and I was the only one who knew the process to shut down the core

so I had to stuff both myself and my daughter into the radiation suit. It was a tight fit. We climbed down into the core and shut it down, but not before we both wet our pants.

The pants, now soaked with liquid of unfortunately known origins, decided to leave and wash themselves in the lake. The pants had left us utterly underwear-wearing and defenseless

Whilst the tube of Medac and the Odorono were being delivered by Amazon and arrived just in time for us to present ourselves that night at dinner. We were eaten alive.