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She has a habit of tasting other people's

  • She has a habit of tasting other people's food without their permission. It wouldn't be so bad if she'd order herself more than a glass of water before filling up on our samples.

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  • But sadly, she was our pet hobo. all she does is eat sleep, and kill the neighbors. This was just a small flaw in her otherwise flawless self. Well, there's also

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  • the bed wetting, but since it just mixed with their blood, the disappointment was kept to a minimum; except the coroner. Each murder exacerbated by hauling at least two biological

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  • text books from his filing cabinet. Having never finished medical school, he had to bone up before tackling each cadaver. The coroner hated that as he'd much rather be

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  • wrestling a cadaver. Anyone could tackle a cadaver, but wrestling, that took skill. The Dead Body Olympics was the best kept secret of the Medical world. But he was ready to

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  • enter, so he commited suicide. .................................................................................................. In other news,

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  • Spandex stock is skyrocketing, following rumors of an all-male, all-Latino revival of "Little Women, a Dance Spectacular!" The producers could not be reached for comment. However,

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  • critical reception is overwhelmingly positive. A small minority claims the production "didn't make any sense", to which LGBT International pubicly responded "Go fuck yourself"

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  • Which is, incidentally, their motto.

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  • "Better to have loved and to have lost than to have loved whilst pooping." Strange to be sure, but it seems to have served them well all these years...

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2 Comments

  1. kenobi Dec 24 2010 @ 15:44

    oops, I thought I was the last fold, sorry to make the ending so difficult. :\

  2. kyerinn Dec 24 2010 @ 17:31

    It all worked out in the end! ;) <3

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