She came in waves as he pressed her clit.He

her father, who came bursting through the door, swinging a baseball bat & screaming obcenities. The mood was was definitely now broken. Tommy scrambled out the window, pantless,

& fell into the holly bush. Tommy extricated himself painfully from their spines only to then step on a rake, knock himself out & fall into fire ants nesting in a nettle patch.

That's when the insurance agent said, "Well, Tommy, we're not going to be able to insure you." Tommy was six and he said, "I'm going to tell my mommy!"

At that moment, the small-framed child walked over to the large glass window in the agents office, and began speaking in some kind of coded language.The nervous agent pressed the b

utton under his desk to summon security. He knew this was no ordinary child. Without shifting her gaze from the window she said "They're coming now. I called them." The sky darkene

D and the family of garden fairies entered. "You called us?", Finn asked. She said, yes. The fairies joined us for tea. They brought freshly baked crumpets. It made for a great

weapon to attack the neighbours with. Anger riled up between the two houses and Finn brought it upon himself to resolve the situation, grabbing several forks, he

quickly made himself a crown. "I am King Finn, and you have to listen to me!" he called from a nearby tree house. Just then lightening struck his forky crown and he lit up like

the northern lights in summer. God laughed and said, "You're no King!" and then exiled him to live in a muddy pond in French Guiana where his only visitors were poison dart frogs.