"There will be many, with whom, to compare

's bathroom. Enough awesome self talk in the mirror. It was time to spread my wings. So I walked out to the Kinko's copiers and

said, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people *like* me!”, dropped my pants, hopped on the copier and xeroxed my behind. The copier jammed and the Kinkos manager

rushed forward too late to stop a disaster. The weight of my "large format graphic object" was too much & the platten imploded. "This is Kinko's, not Kinky's!" yelled the manager

"Why don't you try SIR SPEEDY?" Sure, the Kinko's manager wanted to start WWIII, but so did Mailboxes, Etc. and decided to take a tactical advantage. Shooting out of a postage mach

ine thousands of razor sharp letters. "Take that!" said the Kinko's manager. We'll always remember the day the hard copy vs electronic copy war broke out. Fibre Optics were cut

and the last word of every sentence was _______. Nouns and direct objects were the hardest hit, but not prepositions because everyone knows you don't end a sentence with a ______.

Lost vocabulary was very scary at first, as we all thought things took a turn for the _____. We wanted to wait things out with a bit of luck, but we knew this situation would ____.

And suck it did, what with all the lost vocabulary words. We could tell that no one really _____. The puzzled look on their faces revealed the ______. ______! Sometimes profanity

can be overdone, but sometimes it's pretty fucking essential.