"There will be many, with whom, to compare

  • "There will be many, with whom, to compare your failings , but none to compare your successes, because of this fact, it will be hard to determine which is which." Then I left Kinko

  • 's bathroom. Enough awesome self talk in the mirror. It was time to spread my wings. So I walked out to the Kinko's copiers and

  • said, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people *like* me!”, dropped my pants, hopped on the copier and xeroxed my behind. The copier jammed and the Kinkos manager

  • rushed forward too late to stop a disaster. The weight of my "large format graphic object" was too much & the platten imploded. "This is Kinko's, not Kinky's!" yelled the manager

  • "Why don't you try SIR SPEEDY?" Sure, the Kinko's manager wanted to start WWIII, but so did Mailboxes, Etc. and decided to take a tactical advantage. Shooting out of a postage mach

  • ine thousands of razor sharp letters. "Take that!" said the Kinko's manager. We'll always remember the day the hard copy vs electronic copy war broke out. Fibre Optics were cut

  • and the last word of every sentence was _______. Nouns and direct objects were the hardest hit, but not prepositions because everyone knows you don't end a sentence with a ______.

  • Lost vocabulary was very scary at first, as we all thought things took a turn for the _____. We wanted to wait things out with a bit of luck, but we knew this situation would ____.

  • And suck it did, what with all the lost vocabulary words. We could tell that no one really _____. The puzzled look on their faces revealed the ______. ______! Sometimes profanity

  • can be overdone, but sometimes it's pretty fucking essential.



  1. 49erFaithful Mar 15 2014 @ 03:16

    *can be overdone, but sometimes it's pretty fucking _______.

  2. Chaz Mar 15 2014 @ 09:03

    Mad Lib Folding story!

  3. SlimWhitman Mar 15 2014 @ 10:15

    In a sense they're all mad libbed... Here's a foldingstory about a madlibbed script: http://foldingstory.com/3c4t2/

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