Finished Folds (41—60)
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3Parking Garage #8. The parking attendant looked at them piled up on the pavement. Then he looked around for a vehicle that needed parking. Alice & Flatfoot slipped into Wonderland.
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4scourge of fluorinated water and the robbing us of our purity of essence. Rear Admiral Rectal-Scrape went on to host Pluto's Funniest Videos for 7 Plutonian years. Hybridism works.
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2The Chimps for Christ prayer leader, wearing ill fitting AirPods, misheard & thought they'd said "served with chimps". Outraged to find himself on the menu, he led his group away.
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2Or so I had thought for the 30 years since. Until this morning when it showed up on my door step. I recognized the mustard stain "birthmark". The Madonna's Big Boobies had fallen.
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3Their performances were wildly panned by the Broadway critics. One critic described it as "The Apostles turned wine into Flint's water." Judas's understudy had to hang himself from
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2out "Mozzarella!" like he was Stanley Kowalski. He stopped short of ripping his shirt off. Seeing it wasn't flying he did an Ashlee Simpson jig & shut the freezer door behind him.
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2being a fauvist who leaned strongly into bright colors. Not that she knew that is what she was doing when she did it. But that is where his bread sniffing in a pine tree got him.
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1John Birch. Most people didn't call it the John Birch though. They referred to it by its hull number instead: Space Station 13. Ceres spent billions of dollops to develop rightwing
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2poor skills at geometry had led to the mountain on his head. To make amends she advocated for making him divine posthumously. The shoe did not escape spot free though. It became a
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1off the market," Candace said as she practically threw the pizza in front of the kids. "Why? What happened," Omar asked from the bridge. "Gonna need it to fix the pizza situation."
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0folks home. A sickly sprite wobbled up to Lilliana on an insect's wing for a crutch. Lilliane must not have seen it. She stepped on it. The terrible squish that was heard round the
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2from RonCo. It dices, slices, handles crisis, and provides hydrolysis for that pesky Getting Rid of a Body task we all get every once in a while. Vanessa shushed the pitchman. An
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1The Omaha Love Doll Company of Omaha. Unfortunately, that meant Frederick's of Peoria didn't get their shipment of Omaha Love Dolls. A sex shop without sex dolls was like a funnel
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2leases he had torn into pieces. He called his lawyer's lawyer, Zagnut Isdasameasazerobar, to borrow a peck of sugar, a shovel, & the petrified remains of a man from Jakarta. Out of
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1was full of pollywogs. Which was good or bad depending on which side of the bucket you were on. As ventriloquist dummy pirates we would shanghai some rich landlubber to "speak" for
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3Picking Peaches was not always easy either. What if Apple was an option? Or the Duchess of Orange? Can you compare Apple to Peaches or a Lemon Sister? Thus, why the big bucks. When
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2Post credits scene: We see the headless body of Carmen on a metal gurney. The camera pans around to show what is left of her shoulders. We see the flesh rapidly rebuilding itself.
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1"So you're saying you see me turning into a harpy down the line. Is that what you're telling me with that line about Lolita Crocket?" Oops, I'd forgotten how that story ended.
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2Dyslexic or not her swordsmanship was intact. She whipped out a kitana from who knows where and beheaded the elite lawyer. "I think not," she said, "Aruba Yoda was my dad." She sat
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3and his codpiece grew a gun turret with a gremlin gun crew. Edwina indicated Clarence was free to roll the dice. Rolled 1 D20 (advantage) +4 +dex(0) +spell atk(0): 23 | Rolls: 19