Finished Folds (3481—3500)
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4She started to belt out "Killer Queen" and make Freddy Mercury come back to life. Freddy Mercury was rapidly waking up and told her to wait until they could practise the song and
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0Lunged towards the candies. The pitbulls formed a union and demanded better food, without GMO additives. Their owners shadowed the additives and tried unsuccesfully to track them.
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3With broccoli, spinach and artichokes. Nobby, his comrade, ordered half of it with pepperoni and bacon. No vegetarian foods for him, unless his doctor ordered him to do that. A
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8To separate the red and white cells. The Google glasses were ubiquitous and allowed the GPS to grow legs resembling those of the octopus. Fingernails became claws. The ladies on
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1Felt sick. These worms took up the whole blackbirds' mouths. There were 495 of them. That translated into more than enough for an emergency, for all the hatchlings. The agreement
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2Tried to find the renegade GPS by waving the magic wand. The fairies, dressed in yellow lederhosen and green shirts, could masquerade as flowers. This was deliberate. The elves
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0At the bloody wreckage and the creatures crawling out of it. Charlton Heston got the mud off his boots, licked by the creatures from hell. "Stop!", he shouted. The black goo spread
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3The website of his mentor, Professor Sbjihgghgy. It went viral, telegraphed. Someone had to take up the slack. Why not him? He bought full page adverts in the Times of London.
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1Want to get an hours sleep. Drunks on the street, with foreclosed lives, are the new normal. They are taking over everything. It is a full on disaster and I am ready to implode!"
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1The ancient era. Matzos were served, accordingly. Things were really beginning to fall apart. The general insisted a bailout was necessary or we are all doomed. Who to believe now?
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2Became mistaken for substance. A dangerous mistake made by gladiatorial social justice warriors went viral. Pretending to preach peace and prosperity, Prospero opened the lid too
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3The proletariat celebrated may day and threw homemade airplanes at the mcmansions. Dressed to kill, they wore Nixon masks and were cloaked in mystery. Gangsters psssstd at them and
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2The Language Gangsters, who kibbutzed at the starbucks. Disguised as cats, they grew fur and tails. Nobody recognised them. Yellow jackets fleeing a can of Raid hovered overhead.
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3Want these grungy looking ears of corn missing half the kernels. They were unsellable at the farmers markets. It was a frankenharvest, as the locals called it.
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3Follow the quahog's example and cross the road. Quahogs had their own road crossing signs, "Quahogs crossing". Mr. Quahog said, "Follow us!" as he crossed the road. They made it!
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5Death dubbed the sandwich, "Dante's Inferno Special", sold it at Dante's Pizza where you "have it delivered or go to Hell - and Hell is located at 3240 W. Armitage". It went viral!
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2The land of Oz. The Scarecrow had the luckless task of warding off aliens from plkanet #675. These men were not fluent in english, making matters worse. He called for help and a
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4The sidewalk police arrested Mr. Frog but had to let him free. Princess Bubblegum was charged with spitting on the sidewalk. The gum police were consulted with the added evidence.
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4Uation form was ten pages long! My interviewer was Marty McFly's grandson. He kept chewing like the dog he became when kicked out of the house. Bear was his new name. He loved it.
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2The plastic police were on my trail so I had to toss this trash somewhere. The police snatched it and put in the trash can next door, saying I was a good global citizen. What#!?