Finished Folds (3481—3500)
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3The website of his mentor, Professor Sbjihgghgy. It went viral, telegraphed. Someone had to take up the slack. Why not him? He bought full page adverts in the Times of London.
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1Want to get an hours sleep. Drunks on the street, with foreclosed lives, are the new normal. They are taking over everything. It is a full on disaster and I am ready to implode!"
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1The ancient era. Matzos were served, accordingly. Things were really beginning to fall apart. The general insisted a bailout was necessary or we are all doomed. Who to believe now?
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2Became mistaken for substance. A dangerous mistake made by gladiatorial social justice warriors went viral. Pretending to preach peace and prosperity, Prospero opened the lid too
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3The proletariat celebrated may day and threw homemade airplanes at the mcmansions. Dressed to kill, they wore Nixon masks and were cloaked in mystery. Gangsters psssstd at them and
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2The Language Gangsters, who kibbutzed at the starbucks. Disguised as cats, they grew fur and tails. Nobody recognised them. Yellow jackets fleeing a can of Raid hovered overhead.
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3Want these grungy looking ears of corn missing half the kernels. They were unsellable at the farmers markets. It was a frankenharvest, as the locals called it.
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3Follow the quahog's example and cross the road. Quahogs had their own road crossing signs, "Quahogs crossing". Mr. Quahog said, "Follow us!" as he crossed the road. They made it!
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5Death dubbed the sandwich, "Dante's Inferno Special", sold it at Dante's Pizza where you "have it delivered or go to Hell - and Hell is located at 3240 W. Armitage". It went viral!
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2The land of Oz. The Scarecrow had the luckless task of warding off aliens from plkanet #675. These men were not fluent in english, making matters worse. He called for help and a
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4The sidewalk police arrested Mr. Frog but had to let him free. Princess Bubblegum was charged with spitting on the sidewalk. The gum police were consulted with the added evidence.
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4Uation form was ten pages long! My interviewer was Marty McFly's grandson. He kept chewing like the dog he became when kicked out of the house. Bear was his new name. He loved it.
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2The plastic police were on my trail so I had to toss this trash somewhere. The police snatched it and put in the trash can next door, saying I was a good global citizen. What#!?
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1"you go where you can buy fake ids and then morph into some chromoplated adult and buy vodka." Freddie Mercury was laughing out loud upon learning Queen was so influential on youth
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0Allenged by the King and Queen of the Haunted PJs, I was determined to put my foot in the door and get the job I wanted at mcdonalds after applying eight times. Long overdue, mum
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2Include all the passers by and scan their irises, I could work for the CIA. Or the NSA. But would they hire someone with little computer experience? My cats were better than me at
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2She put the ashes inside an empty Doritos bag and stomped on them. This way, they would stay put and not infect everyone with their chemical residues. Paracelsus noticed how his
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3Help noticing how his gym membership had never seemed to run out. Who would pay for it? Not her. Chett must have grown an extra foot to stash the money for these things. How could
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6Refusal to share the Death's Door vodka. It must be that good, he figured...so when I come of age, I can grab the bottle from this man in the yellow hat and polish it all off so
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3The Noongar King was a true example of how oligarchs are born and raised in the jungle. Only there can the big cats teach other creatures who is the real boss. One tiger, Tony, was