Finished Folds (261—280)
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6had been marching for days, celebrating his wizardly might. The president-wizard raised his hand to command silence, as any dictator-president-wizard would. Everyone fell silent
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0shotgun and pointing it at the dolphin that had given him his scar. "Goodbye, Saul, from seaworld." he said to the petrified dolphin behind the glass. CRACK! He blasted at the tank
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3vodka out of my system." said her mom. Kitty sighed. How would the Hello Kitty franchise deal with the fact that Kitty's mom was an excessive drinker. She didn't even have a mouth!
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3regurgitating worms into the mouth. He explained that the worms were there to help him swallow the drops better. The patient looked at him with trustful eyes. O crape its Matthews!
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4I was in fact a boy robot. I tried to shove the human boys away, really I did. But they kept on thinking I was a pretty girl, and tailed me wherever I went. My robot dad was not
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3on the master's wine stores. It seemed, that the masters survived solely on a diet of wine and whiskey. Me and the rest of the rebels were going to blow the wine storage to bits.
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3"Aw c'mon cap." said one of the crew members to Cpt. Daniels. "We're not gonna smash into Uranus again." he said with a grin. The crew burst out laughing. Cpt. Daniels became angry
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5someone behind me! I turn around to see this crusty old homeless man. He was asking for change. Well, I did say I would kiss the first person I see. I embraced him in a passionate
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4went back inside the bunker, because he was a professional 24 hour gamer, and he had no time for petty things like sunlight. Alexis was playing the smash hit new game called "
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5to eat pie. As we started to slice the pie, the butler died of a heart attack, which was a result of too much
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3how to arouse all the old men in the club, and we did it for the fun of it. My brother had taken off his shirt, so I did the same. The old men were hooting at this point. We danced
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2Suddenly my mind went blank. What was I saying again? Ah, yes that Trump fellow is an idiotic bullfrog, and his political views are just as ugly as him. My mind went blank again.
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3took a bat and started swinging it. Poor Nino Gorila was smashed like a pinata, his candy blood splattering the audience. Libre tigre roared triumphantly, and the crowd went mad.
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3d voice. Dorito Omlette, her brother was standing behind her. "What're you doing on Earth?" asked Dorito. "Just looking for some food" said Dorita Ombrette as she sifted the ashes.
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2Muah. he kissed his mouth with his fingers. The dish was ready. "Your dish madam" The French cook said as he plated the spaghetti onto the queen's plate. "I have added spicy pepper
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8the turtle died of shock, after finding out that her egg had been swallowed by the hospital patient. The woman looked mystical, as she chewed the egg, and ran out of the hospital.
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6every night. But the child stopped one day, and looked shocked. How can the sun be out at night? In Nigeria? The child came to the conclusion that he had had too many pills,
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10know what you're talking about, and wear your tinfoil hat." Dan said, as he handed a triangular cone to put on my head. "Dan, are you sure the aliens are invading now?" I asked him
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3could not track my address from my phone. My hopes went out of the window, as the officer showed up an hour later, declaring that I was high. Indeed, I was on a ladder, and smoking
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1directed Klinger to the door of the plane. "Have a goof flight Sir." Janine said and pushed Klinger out into the tropical storm. The crowd applauded silently, as Janine looked hard