Finished Folds (181—200)
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6boiled them all in a huge iron cauldron. They turned to the shroombate. "Master Shroombate, we of the ancient race of Neptunians shall perform a traditional Nep tune, & ask you to
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3armored manhood at its weakly hinged base. The knights ran away. "I haven't yet produced an heir to the throne for a damn good reason," the King shouted at them, "the reason being
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6"fart… farts… infinity farts! foul winds of eternal pig farts!" [Fold & Pass] Agent Frank's creative burst fizzled out as quickly as it had started. Time to get back to the agency.
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3in soothing baby talk. "Hewo widdle oobitty-boo! I'm gonna eat you fo bweakfas! Yummy!" The subterranean creature with miles long arms swallowed her. She plummeted down its gullet.
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2Papua New Guinea!" Cyndi ululated spontaneously. "I don't want to live here!" "Too bad," jeered the ghost, "you can never leave." Cackling, he shackled his rattling chains to her.
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5at the thick layer of sticky filth on every surface. Uncle Johann liked his filthy empty home and his simple uncluttered life. Until one day the sticky filth unexpectedly evolved
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3of isolation, emotional torment & mental confusion. On the other hand, all it needed was landscaping with poison ivy & catbrier. Then she would finally have a home to be proud of.
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6hatter. "I need a fedora with a chin strap," said the boa. "But snakes don't wear hats," said the hatter. "The customer is always right," scolded the boa and swallowed him whole.
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3jetting from my eyes. "At least I'm mobile." I hopped into my yellow rub-a-dub tub and floated down stream. I could be less hostile & more virile in less than 20 steps. First:
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5"I've finally found my place in the world," said Office Bigley, tapping his foot in time with the dog's rhythm. "I'm a surrogate bitch." Joyful tears welled up. It felt real good.
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4companionship all night and late into the morning, possibly until early afternoon. I'm certain I was witty & charming every single second, becoming more & more entertaining as the
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5"Jimmy, stop talking to the test & take it," said his teacher. Jimmy didn't speak to people, only to paper products. When he was 4 his mother had locked him in a closet with a roll
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8From his lofty tower the CEO of KFC looked down upon Kentucky. "What we need are restaurants where you can mix & match a variety of states, methods of cooking & dead animal flesh."
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5This was really starting to freak us out, so we threw the Ouija board into the fireplace. Then we played with a squeegee board - a wet sheet of glass with a squeegee planchette.
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9brazenness & other oxymoronic qualities, when it licked its index fingers, stuck them in her ears & twisted them. She screamed & tore off my robot twin's lifelike silicone nose.
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4episode of interminable déjà vu. I had to stop knowing everything. Hitting myself in the head with a rubber mallet helped for a minute. Perhaps a lobotomy would do the trick.
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5tried smoking them first, but he didn't get high. Figuring the cat's ashes would be good fertilizer, he took them out to his marijuana patch in the woods and scattered them there.
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5bacteria. The dragons were no match for the flesh-eating bacteria, becoming infected themselves. Their rotting flesh stank terribly. So they shrank down to fire-breathing monocytes
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6indolent, selfish bastards he called friends. "Who will help me bake the pizza?" "Not I," said the idle, lazy fools. "Who will help me deliver- "Not I," said the worthless bums.
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6One night she got him drunk. When he passed out she slowly peeled off the sticky suit. Layers of greasy filth fell off in crumbly chunks. She soaked it in naphtha & set it on fire.