Finished Folds (701—720)
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5moved its shape and purpose became apparent. It was a bell jar, like those used with vacuum pumps, which had become intelligent through the process of its recycling. But where was
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3plug that damn blow hole of yours. I pulled a cork of the appropriate size from my pocket & hammered it home with my left shoe. And now I think my amusing thoughts as you struggle
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10His squamous skin was due to inbreeding. He'd point at me yelling "qu'est que c'est que ça?" He shot himself when figuratively became an accepted meaning of literally. But Grandpa
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6This is the story of how one man, armed only with his Adult ADHD, overlooked overt obstacles, over-thought overwhelming odds and overslept all opportunities, to blaze a trail
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9. I saw thick virgin forests below. Ariel pointed down and said, "Romania." We descended with terrifying swiftness but alighted gently by a thermal spring on a mountain side.
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2David Byrne's head was trying to speak to me. I reached up to take it off the shelf, but the Head Manager slapped my wrist. "YOU will find heads of lettuce in the produce section."
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4electrons are all the same. At least I thought so until I was selected to be in a man-on-the-street product comparison TV commercial. Pacific Gas & Electric had two electrodes set
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6think it was just a game in my mi-i-i-i-ind woo. Then she ran off with Mickey. But I found true love with Roxanne. Oddly, she makes me pay for sex. I don't know what that's about.
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4I've been trapped in my happy place for over a year now. I don't know how much more I can take.
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8The door opened. A white gloved hand on a long arm yanked him in and slammed the door. The rubbery hut shook with violent bulges. Then the once hirsute Jimmy shot from the chimney.
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3"Boo Bo, your claims are extraordinary," said Walter Cronkite. "What evidence supports your statement that farting kittens resemble Scottish lepers achieving sexual climax?"
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3crotch then whined & looked at me with sad, sad dog eyes. "Got any what, Sheila E.?" I said. She muttered awhile as if annoyed with something deep in her threadbare tote bag.
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5not only doubled their criminal activity but also uploaded hundreds of videos to YouTube of San Diego cops wearing their party hats and riding around in their clown cars. The cops
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7autoerotic asphyxiation by proxy. I am simply a licensed massage therapist and a master of prestidigitation minding my own business. Voilà!" The officer collapsed completely naked.
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2realizing I shouldn't have followed eHow's advice & researched new slang terms for my slam poem. I must have misused "crack the fat" "fat afro mon" or "Van Halen Piledriver." I ran
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6over his entire naked body and ventured back into the garden armed only with small shears. All was quiet. With the riotous overgrowth trimmed, things seemed almost normal except
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3But I consoled myself with attending to my new love. I planted the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary in my walled garden, in a large pit filled with rich compost. At dusk I would join her
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6chocolate factory below. Willy Wonka screams, "Why are you smiling? The elevator isn't supposed to do this! This is a fate worse than death! The cabin pressure is dropping, maybe
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5cucumber soup & garnished with scallions by the bunch of celery which had been stalking his family awaiting the go ahead. The Inquisitor hated the gumbo."Your family dies." He snap
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3from Guy's mouth & neatly impaled all the flying peas. He withdrew his tongue, puckered & sent a fusillade of peas back at us, blasting my son's head to a sponge-like consistency.