Finished Folds (721—740)
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2shadowbox with those pesky bastards, using every cognitive trick in the book. Only then would you be ready for a cookie heist gone sour with REAL cookies playing their mind games
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5in his rattletrap jalopy. He parked at the Crossroads, doffed his boater, wiped his brow & gestured towards the impressive pile of roadkill. "Mr. Crow, I am authorized to offer you
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6saw I had no nose, just a smooth flat spot. I grabbed his arm and pulled. "Got your arm!" I retrieved my nose from the hand, reattached it and tossed the arm aside. He got my left
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8"My dear," he said pompously,"perhaps you have not seen my collection." He pulled a golden cord to open the red velvet curtains along one wall, revealing shelves of pickled brains.
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11Pooh hung his head but kept his eyes straight ahead to give him that cool evil look with moody shadows around his eyes. He wiped Piglets blood from his mouth with the back of a paw
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4"NO!" screamed Ricky Raccoon, "NO PHOTOS!" The cop pulled him close, "c'mon, just one!" Ricky didn't want to do it, but he had to chew off the cops arm. "AH! Get him off me! Help!"
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3But I'd just repeat their questions back to them in my most annoying nya nya voice. Sure they beat me and didn't let me sleep. But I've found the joy that was missing from my life.
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5Behold my mighty fists of wieners, for I am the Tube Steak King! Bunless ye are born, and bunless ye shall die!" Someone called the cops when he began pushing his cart into people.
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2That is why I was born sticky and mean. I grew rapidly & had a predilection for vulgar language. My eyeballs were solid white. I liked to stand motionless & stare at a person until
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9"And I pretend it's mine," she said. He said, "so did you go to him in the biblical sense?" "Go to doesn't have a biblical sense, just that stupid neologistic one. He's my go to."
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4was using them to grow hair on the walls of her filthy hovel when he pranced in with mincing steps. "Miss Witch, may I have my family jewels back please?" he asked hesitantly.
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6I could avoid excessive amounts of rich, delicious custard. Unfortunately the day I arrived was annual fondue day. The streets were soon knee deep in gooey, cheesy sauce pumped
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2into the front room where his parents watched TV. Sometimes they looked at him, sending him scurrying back into his room. Sonichu feared the return of The Man in the Pickle Costume
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5The Fate of the Universe game show host chuckled. "All your friends have been executed." "Uh... liquid cheese, final answer." "That is incorrect! Tell him what he's lost, Don!"
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5Her once heliotropic north pole was now just a tuft of hair on the point of a featureless cone. The BSB regarded the tattoos, now stretched out of shape, on her bowl shaped bottom.
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4By "live with" I mean as roommates in a 2 bedroom flat. Sometimes I'd wake up to fresh coffee made by some guy in the kitchen. I could be happy. Since I broke up with that nut Meg
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3all night long. I needed no fire. I had a disco fever that was escalating into a disco inferno. "Well, I have waffles AND Get Down Tonight & Boogie Oogie Oogie on 45's," he said.
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2"That turnip truck you two fell off of musta come from heaven." So Phillip and Carlos gave Brad Pitt a ride. He'd snark his snot and say "dip she-yit." They drove 110mph and robbed
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1Meta-fiction's--" But she is wrong. I am not a fan. Now Pinkie Pie's hypomanic mood crashes to a brutal bipolar depression. She's a crack addict & Snape is the father of her unborn
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5Grandma waved her hands mysteriously. "Supper comes from a secret, magical place!" That night we heard her sneak out at midnight. Pete & I tailed her to an alley full of dumpsters.