Finished Folds (261—280)
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2shantytown on the outskirts of Washington DC, press 3. Press 4 to conjugate the Devil's penumbra with extreme prejudice. Press 5 to give the dog a boner." Jeff continued reading
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1"On the contrary Good Sir. Checking to see if a man is alive before you Chuck him into icy waters is rarely seen as a bother to the man. He knows your knowing defines his future.
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1Unbelievably, the cat disappeared into a nearby telephone booth & Supercat emerged. I stopped Supercat to ask him if he had seen my cat in the phone booth. Supercat saw my damaged
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4Not because I thought I was more important. I was more important. They had no right to question my motives. The ocean was just so much water. The sand a castle in its continuance
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1The wind and my bumbershute deposited me in Washington, District of Columbia. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The White House. Word spread quickly that Scary Bobbins had arrived and how.
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3displayed his passions rising in the form of a giant, and I mean GIANT, erection that ripped free of his dungarees and boomeranged around the lamp post to end up an inch from my
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3Students today expected each answer to arrive as fast a Google search with 2 inch high friction shoes. They've lost the mind to do arithmetic unless it involves likes or a slide
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2was a phone company that he could hang up on. She told his brother, Archie, to tighten up. Then she made it smooth a couple of times. The matchsticks broke & he was hit by an Uber.
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2I think self-fulfilling prophecies are the best. Let them do some of the heavy lifting. Why should we? It was their idea to prophesize, not mine. Anyway, after another 2-1/2 years,
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0returned the secure phone to it's cradle. Showing consternation was not Sir Wilbert Horsehead's way. So it came as a surprise to see it on him. He fumbled at That Very Safe Safe.
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4I can go lower. Baser. So you drag your knuckles as you lumber towards the subway with your whole kit in tow. The wagon fails to keep it together going down the stairs. The fumes
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0the place he was supposed to have a tail. The crack kept spreading until it contained the Nine Heavens, The Jade Temple, and The Lotus flower of Contentment. Forgotten mustard led
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2they wore each other's undies and warbled this or twittered that. Bird songs, squawks, chirps, etc., all night long. If they wanted a cobra I was going to be the Cobra. I threw the
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3I bored my friend explaining the power dynamics on a fishing video on YouTube. Not that he didn’t agree with me but because he just wanted to pick up pointers on catching fish.
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3When he looked into the kids drawing in the little girl's dream he saw himself inside a little girl's booby trapped house that looked like a kid's drawing who sees Freddie Kruger u
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1old song that people who can't conceive of getting caught sing when they get caught. "I've been meaning to travel to different dimensions but work & family keep me busy" in B#. You
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2and shot Mrs. Gordling & her grandson when he tried to intervene. Megan was sure to like him now. "I think that is a reason to leave now," Steve said to Megan. Megan was in shock.
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3made the ascent. A freak storm snowed him in for 3 days yards from the summit. He dug a tunnel though the snow. He kicked the Biggest Rock before falling to his death. Brothers.
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3again until the day he died. That day he cut his hair. It was for a charity. Those people found out that day that Floyd's name wasn't Floyd. His real name wasn't D.B. Cooper either
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5Juror #9 was miffed but remembered the venue and contained herself. Mostly. She might have squeaked. The courtroom burst into laughter. The judge reminded the jury not to squeak.