Finished Folds (301—320)
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0But then the Packing Department got overmanned and productivity went down everywhere else in the office. So he backed off and allowed a limited amount of cubicles for those so incl
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3The human flesh had been much rawer than I thought & grabbed hold of my tongue. I coughed it out with the meat. Without my tongue my voice over career was finished. A waiter rushed
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1Elroy didn't know that advertising executives had paid a Professor Loompanics to study drug store interactions between patients & their shop windows. In the window, he looked bad.
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1, as she called her subjects. She led them to believe that they were citizens when It suited her. She was also quick to remind them that they weren't. They were her subjects. They
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1Flambé. But with a plus. A substitution you could say. Cannabutter instead of butter. This dessert will put us in Paradise in about 45 minutes to an hour after ingestion. Mind you
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3spray from before they were banned in the 70s. After all this time they were no longer that fragrant, They still depleted the Ozone Layer. The disgruntled hirsute man put hair sp
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4The King of Siam would be officiating this fish gladiatorial event. He had claimed that right since the 77 conjoined fish were all Siamese citizens. The International Fish Fighting
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2upon the now freezing inmates only added to the din of suffering surrounding the prison. Some of them began acting out in bizarre ways. One inmate decided to do everything ala moi.
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3aforementioned zombie that had take a headshot. "I am as alive as any zombie who doesn't didn't take a headshot." "Indeed," said the VP of ZA. "Nevertheless, the company is in dire
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1inside an attention whore's body, we've had to make contingencies to bring in less known cartoons off the bench. Puma Pete, for instance, had great stats for free shots. His ACME
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1The son of GOOM has hired Leon's evil twin brother Levon to kill Natalie Portman's character, Mathida. The role is played by Jean Reno making. Matilda loses her shit, ok. Shooting
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2Stonewall Polynesian Folk fusion campy plastic lawn chair without a twist of the ironic decor . Jessie handed Juan a lit beaker of euphorium PLUs your sister sold her. Juan didn't
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0Jack and Jill had had it what that story and are venturing out on their own. Jack is the King and his sister Jill is his queen. They each have a neice. and a daughter. Her name is
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2"You can call it the law of unintended consequences or you can call it just desserts." That is what the label said on the one they slipped into my cage once a day. Just Desserts.
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2If it fell from the right hands, that would make it a benefit to humanity. From the wrong hands, an evil. Cookie jars are no different that your run of the mill mere human. Inert.
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2blew up into fish & frogs which were then collected by the Red Jersey Devil, who nobody ever saw. Again, that was just last Wednesday. Was it maybe 2 dwarves with 1 standing on the
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1"Whoever got the anus, you're in for a ride." Nobody claimed getting the anus. There had to be anus. Then he remembered he had grabbed one off the tray when he came. I must've had
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2Then again, he had never said no to a stupid idea. So he sauntered over to Melody who had her head bent over looking at the options available on the Jukebox. "You & I should date."
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4The rooster had been shaken when he was still in the egg. When he ate Pedro, the rooster thought himself Pancho Pollo, the hero chicken of the revolution. He cockle doodled his vic
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2re for a reason. I planned on riding them out until they paid off. My dreams weren't cheap. Nor were they cheap to maintain. Especially against hope. So, yeah, give me a vacuum.