Finished Folds (7561—7580)

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  His father handed him a black Amex card and said, "Don't be a pussy son. From here on out, it is ALL on me." He took the card in his hand and

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  2011-02-26 22:07:10

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  The Orchids had a fragrance that would make someone fall in love with the next person they laid eyes on. But Eric had no idea about the flower's power, he

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  2011-02-26 22:06:39

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  Billy Mays woke up. He throat was dry. He couldn't lift his head. That's when he felt the piano wire around his throat, the Russians told him to lay still.

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  2011-02-26 22:05:37

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  The photograph showed an anaconda wrapped around a baby. When the mother returned, she saw a white space in the picture where the snake was. By the crib she

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  2011-02-26 22:04:56

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  She took a snapshot of her privates and sent it to Rick Warren in Uganda. However Rick left his cellphone with

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  2011-02-26 22:03:02

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  But the giant Italian woman would not stop screaming. She jumped up and down and yelled, "Marina!" That's when the Mexican maid

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  2011-02-26 22:02:25

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  The doctor was extremely hungover from an all-nighter with Vince. They'd drank Goldschlagger and played NBA Live on the PS3 until the

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  2011-02-26 22:01:44

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  programmed election machines meant so-so counts which meant so-so candidate being elected and a so-so Supreme Court denying challenges which turns into a so-so economy with

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  He didn't know that his wife had flushed the gasoline-soaked papertowels in the toilet earlier that morning and the remnant fumes were ignited by the cigarette and he was blown

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  2011-02-26 18:35:58

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  and roll kitty in Crisco then cornmeal and deep fry it. I whip up a sourcream tartar sauce that my cousin Vicky

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  2011-02-26 18:34:37

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  Viagara have expiration dates he yelled over

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  2011-02-26 18:33:43

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  my mom, with grandma behind her. Grammie whistled and said, "That's the smallest tallywacker I've seen since the Midget autopsy I did when

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  2011-02-26 18:33:01

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  Cher had always seemed to be trying too hard. Someone out to tell that fella to be himself.

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  2011-02-26 18:31:11

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  That was because Devon was handsome and well-endowed. Claudette attempted to mediate her superficiality by claiming that Matt was always trying to "solve" her problems instead of

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  2011-02-26 17:12:38

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  his hemorrhoids finally evolved artificial intelligence. One of them had even grown a claw. They spoke up after a particularly rough asswiping when Black Bart

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  2011-02-26 17:09:30

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  in their groins. But George had done this before and it was Kirk's first time. George massaged Captain Kirk's pectoral muscles (under tons of fat and beer) and then

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  2011-02-26 17:08:05

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  birther. Many times Harry had put his legs in the council stirrups and pushed, there was lots of fluid and feces, but no decisions at all, just a lot of random

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  2011-02-26 17:07:03

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  way of being really really really tiny

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  2011-02-26 17:05:42

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  like a warm tub of Country Crock. The strip club specialized in women with baggy sweats and missing limbs. You could smell their

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  2011-02-26 17:05:13

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  was in his money belt. He quickly went for it and within four hours finally got to it but by then they'd left, bought guns, got friends and returned to the dimly lit restaurant and

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  2011-02-26 17:04:13