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  redeeming about the movie "The Tuxedo."

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  Kevin Smith laughed at her attempts to hurt him. It was no good. He'd constructed shock-absorbing adipose body armor and inserted under his skin. He was crafty and fat.

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  2011-02-22 22:51:18

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  Was how the interior monologue program was endlessly looped in Optimus Prime's computer. Bumble Bee wanted to fix it, but first he needed to do his taxes so he loaded Turbotax onto

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  2011-02-22 22:42:32

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  puppets were taped to my feet.

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  2011-02-22 22:40:05

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  him he wiped his hands across the board and screamed, "This sucks, I'm going home." The ten year old got up, grabbed the roach in ashtray and went to the front door. This was not

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  2011-02-22 22:39:21

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  someone named Dairy Queen was threatening to overshadow her Cotillion. She was so angry her blood curdled. Donna set out to

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  2011-02-22 22:37:56

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  Was how John Holmes wanted his new movie to open with. He wanted this film to be a real film. Kirby the porn director rolled his eyes. Another one of Johnny's "Inspiration"

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  2011-02-22 22:36:17

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  to cover the smell a bacon and maple syrup fart

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  2011-02-22 22:32:22

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  om Arnold at the Laugh Shack. Tom was licking a urinal cake because he thought it was a chunk of coke. This was the closest she'd been to someone famous and she said

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  2011-02-22 22:31:50

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  Well at least she doesn't care. After I strangled her, I scotchguarded her skin and stuffed with pure goose down. She was so warm in the winter and cool in the summer to sleep with

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  2011-02-22 22:29:03

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  It was Eeyore. While Pooh and the gang celebrated in the square, Eeyore finally caved into his hopelessness. He'd bought a crack rock which had turned out to dried paste. The money

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  2011-02-22 22:22:29

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  for smug supplicants who will agree to my bullshit if I agree to theirs was thirsty business, so I guzzled a beer and swallowed a fake fang. A pastor from a church

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  2011-02-22 22:19:16

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  on her mons venus which felt damp and waxy. It totally grossed me out but I didn't want to whip my hand away and yell ewww because I was really backed up, and then she

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  2011-02-22 22:15:23

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  right into the Hot Topic store window. But his mom's Prius was stopped by a USA Today newspaper machine. Dustin flew headfirst into the shop. Covered in blood and glass made him

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  But then he noticed a fly floating in the bisque. He called over the waiter which turned out to be a smartly dressed goofy looking guy who was covered in blue fur. The man siad,

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  The time when he was a puppeteer for Sesame Street. He'd forgotten what his hands looked like. What they were for. On a date a woman held his hand and he was silent the whole time

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  2011-02-22 22:01:20

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  The Dalai Lama was stuck. He had been invited out of warmth & compassion. But his monkly honed instincts told him not to. Compassion = happiness, so he sat down at the poker table

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  2011-02-22 21:59:53

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  "Look in my eyes! What do you see? The cult of personality!" And his dying brother sputtered, "Not now, God please not now." Jim was wearing a body glove wetsuit and then

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  2011-02-22 11:43:52

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  It was that day that he realized talent was something he did not possess. He liked Gilligan's Island and Led Zepplin. He was born

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  2011-02-22 11:42:37

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  in Manhattan Jennifer Lopez knock-off and stood down on Sunset to take photos with the fat, lazy, stupid, chowdery tourists. If I save enough, maybe I can invest in Hotel RObes

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