Finished Folds (7641—7660)
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2Suicidal chandelier thoughts are what occur to a drunk aging queen who made his Boca Raton retirement as a set designer. My boredom was punctuated by sex and violence but I
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1sharted but I unbuttoned my pants instead. I was daydreaming about the restroom. This station did not look like the kind where the bathroom isn't chock full of Hep C, but
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4Dockers, Marona and Kirkland were the generic rags that I dressed nicely in, I had grown out of my "No Fear" shirts. But my cousin Archibald
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3that she had spackled on her "patch" had been lapped up by the Irish Wolfhound. The pleasure was immeasurable but now Cochise was choking on a peanut butter hair ball and
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2She sighed heavily--again. It dropped onto his consciousness like a fly landing on a whale being air-vac'ed. That last fly-weight sigh snapped his strained sanity and his mind expl
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3walking skit that went over like a lead balloon. The red "Laugh" light flashed
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2how many cake donuts fit on daddy's
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6Except I was a 63 year old man with shrapnel scars and two ex-wives. I'd been in the shit being shot at by slopes in Vietnam. Now, I was going to back to school, Elementary school.
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1the "popcorn" was full of asbestos. A sick joke because "white polyps" would "pop" out in the tenant's lungs from breathing the dust. But Leona never let an emotion get in the way
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1took a lollypop handle and eased it into his rectum of he caramel soaked baby. She was creating her lifelong obsession, a human "Sugar Daddy." She was on
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3escalade door. "Jenn needs ass surgery--NOW!" Only I was allowed to call J-Lo Jenn because I was her coke dealer, and well, if you sell blow, you call the shots and so they
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3on top of a hot tin roof. I meowed at the allusion, but was rubbed the wrong way because no one else was there to witness a once in lifetime thing where life imitates are, but
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1I had killed Chuck Knox. I buried his ass under the pavement of a Fred Meyer's parking lot and said, "Now you really are Ground Chuck!" Now I was off to Tacoma
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3Nor had she told anyone how Roger Waters had stolen her story of that machine. The machine that had raped her, the machine that had loved her. The machine that was her private
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0for horse-faced people for a long time. Posiedon had created horses for Demeter, but Horse-faced people? They were made by Jerry Lewis, like Beth Ostroski, or Melissa Rivers, or
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2bath salts. The awkward part was when my dad put the chastity belt on me. I was 12, I could do it. But he said, "If you want something done right, you let Daddy do it." Once it was
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3But when I got to the Hobo in the alley he poured out his booze, told me I smelled like something had crawled up inside of me and died. I tried to get rid of the smell, I even
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5that the sky demon was just a giant ball of burning hydrogen that just happened to warm the earth perfectly. But what the field mouse did not contemplate was Little Bunny Foo Foo
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1"cocaine anyone?" The Unknown Comic had become the Has Been funny. You could seen him on skid row, tipping a dirty paper sack up to the lips of his paper sack. He wanted
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1And of course, fooling around with it he broke the zipper, right at half-mast. He jerked on the zipper and accidentally elbowed