Finished Folds (7661—7680)
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3play trix on the other kids. Getting hims to stop was like pulling a rabbit out of a hat. But usually the things he did would have the kids lapin it up. So he
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5And that's when I realized I had been playing Grand Theft Auto TOO MUCH. When I pulled into the driveway and she came out to greet me, I wanted to punch it and runover her. She did
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1who wore a rasberry beret and converse. She slapped his twice and said, "Shaka Kan!" and that's when the police woman said,
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2Like rasberry ice cream, the beach was pitted with fruit and sweetened dairy products. He laid his beach towel on the "sand" and got really sticky. He got some sand in his mouth an
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1UPS man at the door said, "I got a package for you" with his pants off. He screamed for his dad
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3trying to see what the "enemy" was doing at Sur Le Table. A man used a pepper grinder with crystal coasters attached at the end as a spyglass. The Williams & Sonoma crew began
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1The family cat wore the pants in the family, and it had ripped the heart of the Tickle Me Elmo, but when no one was around the
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0salmon enchiladas. Ever since the store embraced and respected "differences" they place smelled like a damned
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4He saw that Lea had once been a princess but she must have fallen on hard times because her Experian score was in the negative. The officer stared at her and
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3slap facial hair, a bowler, a cigar and BAM! Instant riches. Potatoes are awesome. Then I could license the potato and get royalties from Toy Story 3, and with the money I could
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0a bass, mounted on a wall and it SINGS!?!?!?!?!? That's awesome! I need to bring this to the
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3His life's mission was to secretly spread feces. He'd once wiped his ass on a fruit cake. It cut his ass up something fierce, but who could see ass juice and blood on a fruit cake?
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1He was a serial pet killer. Ever since his family dog lifted its leg and peed into his infant eyes, he'd vowed revenge. He'd go over to people's houses and mysteriously pets would
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1Singapore Slings were slid onto the table. Thirty of them. Delilah stared at them. Sure she was preggers but she could have one last drunk, so she
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2Nancy Reagan sat in her chair and had a damned cigarette. After all the work she'd done to help average idiots she had earned a smoke. She blew a smokering at the phot of Michelle
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4They went out "as friends." He even called "his girl" while they were out. They had not crossed any lines, the whole time. All he could do was think about her naked. When they
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2He walked down the line paying his respects. A somber faced line. Wet Red eyes. He leaned in and hugged her, he said, "Sorry for your loss," and he pickpocketed her
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0thought that Gaddafi looked suspiciously like Little Richard and
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2Because we were a company of really obese women. This is why we needed a chiropractor and the extra bed. In fact, when we lay face down on the head rest called a donut, it was
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1for wiping someone's toothbrush on the dog's crotch. The father turned off the heat to teach the little bastards a lesson. But they had frozen because they had wet the bed and