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  And then the soul of Rush Limbaugh inhabited the story-teller's body. He stood up and the fire flashed horrid shadows across his face and he said,

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  2011-02-21 11:52:03

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  who were interested in a sadistic, homosexual, neo-nazi named Clyde but

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  2011-02-21 11:51:00

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  then the conjoined triplet middle child allowed them to finally make a number 2. The cramps had made the three of them do the fast, stop-and-go walk to the toilet and they bumped

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  2011-02-21 11:50:29

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  when she popped the Ludacris cd in. She stripped down to her bra and squeezed dijonaise all over her nipples. She was at the apex of her deli delirium when

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  2011-02-21 11:48:48

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  overpaying for stupid crap. That's what Cubicle Tribalism was all about. Starbucks had even convinced people that instant coffee was "exclusive and fresh." They gathered around

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  2011-02-21 11:47:36

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  my mouth. Karma be damned, this stick of juicy fruit was all I needed to keep me in the present moment. I know longer think about yesterday or tomorrow. I exist in the now

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  2011-02-21 11:46:11

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  kid with big plans. After breaking windows I was going to scrape old gum off the sidewalk and chew it until gingevitus gave me the permanent solution to brushing my teeth. Window

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  2011-02-21 11:45:11

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  was in a Hollywood family, sure. Problem was my family always played bit roles who were killed off. My godfather was the unknown ensign who died in star trek twelve times. I wanted

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  2011-02-20 23:41:48

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  that work in the school administration? Those are the real monsters. Bloated and bored, and tucking in their shirts, they let the potential of youth spoil like mayo in the sun. The

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  2011-02-20 23:38:03

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  which sounded like horrid gargling. It sounded like he said, "You can get three for ninety-nine cents." It didn't make sense under the circumstances and then a giant needle

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  2011-02-20 23:35:37

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  Then the officer said, "Listen, I have no reason to pull you over except that I have authority and I am very horny, and

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  2011-02-20 15:56:36

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  Trashy women have always been good for swabbing decks, but a real first mate had to have that

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  2011-02-20 15:55:36

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  Joan Rivers had just had surgery and I needed some ice to get the swelling to go down, I just didn't have any money on me. So when the clerk saw the bag

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  2011-02-20 15:54:59

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  but I have never seen a Street Therapy Session, while they were getting in touch with their feelings and sobbing, they had also grabbed switchblades to

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  2011-02-20 15:54:08

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  and just then the Governor walked in, he grabbed a black & mild out of my hand, slipped me a 5 note and said

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  2011-02-20 15:53:24

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  was a devout Catholic and thought demons were trying to possess his mind so the gardener

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  2011-02-20 15:52:28

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  He was a shrinky-dink cop

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  2011-02-20 15:51:16

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  "LessThanZira" was the name Abby's daughter used when she wrote in for advice. Abby's daughter was raised in a perfect house, with perfect meals, and a Mother with perfect advice

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  2011-02-20 15:50:44

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  fieri i'm going to smash his face in with a bone-in ham and tell him that he is NOT extreme and then go to a road house to

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  2011-02-20 15:48:45

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  father-son relationship was something they taught here in Mobile, Alabama. Father "drinks" best, the son secretly hates, but if your car breaks down, Daddy risks a DUI to help you

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  2011-02-20 12:57:05