Finished Folds (7701—7720)
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2usual nicotine-laced creep speech, but to Jimmy's shock that didn't happen. Instead Rod Serling buried his face in hands and started sobbing, between tokes on his cirgarettes
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4“Fame and riches are fleeting. Stupidity is eternal.” Gary wasn't sure what she meant by that, but he found Dana Plato's company much more relaxing. One day on the set
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0He was the stooge that had been touched by an uncle, and that is why Larry
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0she discovered her own feces and masturbation and that's when her life turned around because
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5so I hooked the fuel line up to my mechanical penis. That was the great thing about being an android and I just whizzed myself to Montana where
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5her head off and her death was a feta accompli. The Amir was a bloodthirsty munster who was no gouda which is why
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5my day planner which is how I organize myself. I jam any kind of paper and notes into it, until I can't make heads or tales of anything, and in 1 year the shame compels me to buy
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4build an mud or paper nests and froze into extinction the first winter after they came into being, this gave Wallace the Worm time to work on his
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1if they are Double-Stuff Oreos. He liked to make Jolt Cola Nutter-Butter, Marshmallow, Pinwheel casseroles. Once he had eaten so much caffeine and sugar that
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0Richard Gere's nightmares consisted of a mouse or other small rodents that were
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3Unfortunately his son Taylor switched the plastique with Play-Do. D'OH! So he carefully inserted the wires, backed up, detonated and nothing. Behind him the elementary school explo
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2milk shakes. She basically scratched her scalp flakes into a cereal box. She'd collected 8 0z of dandruff, which she then made smoothies out of. She said the rich nutty
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3And then he stopped. He looked at me with red eyes and said, "I can't do this anymore." And he took off his trucker hat. "Son, I'm a fraud. I ain't a redneck. I'm Luis Miguel
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1The evil clown from IT had come up from the drain and wanted to take the little girl down to the sewer. And then a parade struck, and Bozon the clown squirted IT with seltzer
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2Carleton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air texted me that he had just donkey punched
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0to pick up the dinosaur dootie. So he followed them with an earth mover dump truck, he caught the colossal dookie before it hit the ground. A brontosaurus let one rip and he
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4thought of how the Pacific Islanders threatened the purity of their group with their arrow root thickeners, they were gravy boat people who were refugees from a coup de au
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3She was trying to dislodge a wad of peanut-butter and celery that had gotten stuck there. I was choking as we kissed and I could feel her tongue pressing against
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1the hickory water bong and herbal ecstasy. When people think of the Amish, they don't think hard drugs but Jedidiah
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1said the "Ice Cream Man." The girl's mother saw the sticky white juice of the cream-sicle dripping down her blouse. The little girl said, "another one?" The mother could see