Finished Folds (521—540)
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4Zsa Zsa's ghost replied, "That's all right darling. Women want shoes that are too small any way. Make our feet look tinier. so sexy." The shop was packed with with women.
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2& shatter them and tear apart Barbie & Ken dolls. People used it to vent anger at who ever they were frustrated with. People still lineup around the block for it. Very therapeutic.
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4the taxi cab driver. Winked and said "Nice melons babe. Where a seedy little fruit bat like you headed anyway?" I told him to follow that car. Plucky caught sight of me. Damn!
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4. It glowed. Damn, It set off the light and heat sensor. But there was no time to worry about that as it melted the walls around me. Why the medallion didn't burn me I had no clue.
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2I shook my head. "I am sorry my son but, you're not really my son." He was shocked. My memory jogged I now knew I was Gandalf and this way ward youth was in fact a confused Pippin.
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4The idea was to show that although some art is delicious, some artists leave you a little flat. The problem was that females were afraid of it. They rumored your chest went flat.
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4became reality. We loved the loot that the sugar plum fairy had left and hoarded it as long as we could until 9 months later it had sprouted mold. We ate the last pieces and became
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6Uncle bob was devastated. He could never grow a true beard. The Asian side of him would never let him age or grow a magnificent beard. He resorted to Rogain on the chin. If he coul
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6mystified by the fact that Ents could sing so well. I listened to the two week long song with the cat. She became bored and climbed the tallest Ent. Frodo & Sam meanwhile
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3Humans were somewhat trainable but, their flaw was large brains. They would create new things like Gods & Electricity. It was getting complicated & eventually he was expelled.
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3was in charge. Her hands began to tremble & shake. The ring showed its power & twisted her fingers into knots & bows. The pain was too much. She tossed it away revealed. Fail!
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3the mild dose of retribution. If the intruders persist, Kevin will have the toys follow them, jump out at them, and call out their names. Only once has the monster Kevin had to
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3No not backwards the spell had to be said upside down. The lizard witch stood on her head "ɯıɐsɐıW," she whispered. The spell reversed. The world stop sucking out the souls of
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3I wanted the phone numbers of my last four boyfriends. sure I had had several flings over the summer. It didn't mean I was a slut. But the abyss called me to face the
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4Her lingerie was hung in a drape across a the chaise across from her boudoir. I slipped the satin pnties into my coat pocket hoping she would miss the $200.00 couturier piece. Unf
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5The piranhas snatched it up with vim and vigor and then leapt from the bog towards me. I jumped back in time to see them miss and get Mrs. Philpot instead. The police saw the whole
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3loved this because Zombies have been conscripted as a secret defensive army. The only drawback is keeping them fed. Most places feed them death row prisoners but Russia
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5When I arrived my KFC in hand. The world took note. I was the finger lickinest chicken kickinest rapper on the beat. The pacers were here to stay. Of course free chicken helped.
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8The rosé was light but with the floral aftertaste and mild spring air aroma also came the ruffies. The ladies at the table became swimmingly dizzy and sleepy. The spinning sensati
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5the way. First it was hot then erotic, then it got twisted. Finally it became down right scary, flesh peeling, piercing prongs, etc. I photographed it all & was scarred for life.