Finished Folds (121—140)
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4in a test tube. Neil and I knocked back a couple shots of mealworm noodles and laid on our cots feeling the sensation of the mealworms- unaffected by our stomach acid- swimming
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3But due to one unfortunate miscalculation, the machine instead drained the world of sound. Oman silently bemoaned his mistake. "We humans, what tangled webs we weave" he ruminated.
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9bland and boring as the never-ending parade of vanilla suitors marched in and out of my duplex. No moment topped that one special night I spent with Flipper. No moment ever will.
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5picked us up and dropped us off in front of a Waffle House. "But i wanted Huddle House," yowled my companion. "THEY'RE THE SAME THING," I growled back. We had pancakes that day.
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6A moment that sadly for all his detractors never came. The Big Father remained in power in Washington for many centuries leaving a path of poverty and destruction in his wake.
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4painfully. Murder retrieved his favorite knife, the 9 inch blade with a handle made of human bone, and plunged it into his heart. In the morgue they changed his name to suicide and
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4His eyes brimming with tears, Gus turned on his "owner" with the fury of one thousand ill-tempered javelinas. The apartment shook due to all the commotion. When the dust settled,
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9holiest of holies. I nudged her foot away. "Let's get out of these," I purred. 30 minutes later when the last of our complicated vestments had been removed, we retired to the recto
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2which really got my goat. "We'll see how yours looks after soaking in water for a fortnight," I bellowed. "Rocks and glass houses and what not," I muttered as I tiptoed over to
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6And jump I did. It wasn't until I had fallen halfway down the gorge that I realized the suicider hadn't jumped too. It appeared the suicider had become the suicidee. I chuckled at
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4My love for you is true, despite what you may think. And if the sky will fall, for everlasting time, I'll get into a brawl, just to say that you were mine. XOXO, Garok. Kissy face.
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3the pristine temple that was his body. Or trying to. Unfortunately for them he had been a vegan for 20 years giving him ample time to cultivate his superiority. He flicked the chic
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5I talk now or do you talk?" he said hoping he chose the right path of action. After all, this was life's most important moment and he didn't want to screw it up.
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6youths sporting chocolate frosted tips in their hair blocked her exit. "Oh lemme go pretty please with sprinkles on top," Juliyah yelped. "Ich bin ein Berliner" they replied.
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6for as far as the eye can see. By the time the bride and groom said, "I do," the entire wedding party smelled like the kitchen of an Olive Garden. As they passed down the aisle,
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5it was adopted by Angelina Jolie. "Yesss," hissed Jolie quietly at she sat in her study in front of the fireplace, a rocks glass of bourbon in her hand. Now my set is complete.
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7He could sense the funny pulsing through his body like electricity. Suddenly, Sir Pansylot knew every knock knock joke that had ever been conceived. The jester hat had given him
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5When the siamese cat passed into the afterlife some years later, his battle-tested samurai armor and katana were bequeathed to his eldest grand-cat, Yoshi. Yoshi was surly and dumb
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5pushing up the brim of his stetson. "Depends, should i be happy to see you," responded the husky little voice. A small smirk appeared at the edge of the gunslinger's mouth.
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3skidded around the corner leaving a smear of water on the linoleum floor. He flinged a boat propeller he had ripped off a passing fishing vessel at the assailant knocking him into