Finished Folds (161—180)
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4and their buffalo. My wanton attacks went unexorcised. Thus, I single-handedly turned Afterlife, Minn. into the most haunted locale on the planet. It sure beats living.
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3He crawled on his hands and knees over to the goopy pendant and lifted it up. Immediately, he felt the confidence of 10 hobos combined swell within him. The pendant glowed and
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9stepped in, everything was in order. The 7th folder felt relieved knowing he would not be required to make sense out of the word avalanche nor would he need to move the plot forwar
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5Cage-Free Calf Muscles and Geico. Next up your local news. <News music> Ahead at 5, something in your kitchen could be killing you, stay tuned to find out what it is. <more news mu
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3sharp and bedazzled with sapphires. She stood up seductively from her toy-making station and shuffled over to mine, her body bobbing up and down due to her one club foot.
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3took a backseat to my need to study this panoply of exotic otherworldy fauna. I began documenting the features of the creature resembling a cloud of eyes. I decided to name it
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4weekend fishing cabin due east of Missoula, Montana. The horde clutched at their cameras with their remaining appendages hoping to catch a shot of Gene. But they were slow zombies
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3But right before I could do the deed, my heart gave out and I died. So you see The Devil, I didn't actually rape her. I really have no idea what I'm doing down here with these
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5feel in control of his body, of someone else. But then the waves of guilt come- like the strafing runs of a fighter jet. And he feels little. And alone. And the cycle continues.
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5By the time the Vatican Coucil arrived, I was a blubbering mess sitting on the floor surrounded by my empty cans of cheese whizz. I knew there was no absolving this one so I
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4left me in a bit of a pickle. I liked my daughter. I didn't want her to die. But there was only one radiation suit and I was the only one who knew the process to shut down the core
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3no time. Dog ate your parents? Have the dog's stomach pumped then take your parent's remains to a shaman to get them reanimated. Can't open the pickle jar?
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3-olate square- milk chocolate, my favorite. I took a sip of my coffee, the lazy steam wafting up from my "World's Best Mom" mug to fog my glasses. I loved my easy sunday mornings.
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4bidet with armrests and given an injection of some mysterious hot pink serum. As his reality began to melt around him, a VR headset was placed over his eyes and a controller was
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2"I'll think about it!" The co-executives nodded in approval at his fair and even-handed decision and shuffled out the building and over a cliff. Being lemmings they were prone to
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6A rebellion was brewing in the east, the One Ruler was told by his most trusted advisor. "They are being led by a man they call John Cage." The One Ruler peered into the jewels on
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4Oswald Higgins (Great grandson to Henry) was apoplectic. "No, no, no ANNUNCIATE!" He grabbed the zombie woman by the shoulders. "You won't be accepted in high society unless you
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5to the top of the tallest greasy spoon. Big Flats, WI was up first and they planned a parade in Mr. Pancakes honor. Floats, ticket tape, the whole shebang. Even Aunt Jemima would
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4And I was more than happy to retrieve these uncommon foodstuffs but then my blender started asking for items that were not accepted as food in polite society. First dog, then bald
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4the ancient mystic Baba Ganoush. I remembered his teaching and began chanting, "The power of the mind outweighs that of the flesh." I tried not to think of my flaming shirt and cha