Finished Folds (5521—5540)
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4an audience with the Queen & her ravishing Ladies in Waiting. But it was a trap. Comte de Rochefort & Cardinal Richelieu's guards dressed in hoop skirt dresses waylayed them in
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3This PC crap was such BS. He'd like to phaser old chrome dome to quarkmatter. Troy said, "Will, I'm detecting some aggression, is it time to count to 10?". Ryker finally
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6tried to use voodoo to win the horse races. Doping was passe. Sure enough in the next heat three riders were disqualified for mounting their steed holding decapitated chickens
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6He got caught for speeding on the way home & told the cop "I'M SORRY/give me/ OFFICER/the keys/WAS I/to your/DRIVING TOO/car/FAST?" The cop promptly gave him the squadcar keys and
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5put a few holes in my Velveeta bodyguards who did a cheesy imitation of Emmentaler before oozing onto the pavement. Kraft was muscling in on the Swiss cheese mafia's hometurf, but
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8a scrabble pad and a copy of d'Agapeyeff's "Codes and Ciphers". By 2 AM & the 9th cup of coffee I was convinced that some folds used the Zodiac Killer's cipher: he was active again
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3"How was I to know that killing someone in a virtual world counted against me at the final reckoning?" But St. Peter showed me the fine print. I had to return to earth & rescue
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4I'd packed as many pronouns into the sentence as I could & our teams score shot ahead at the Word Olympics, but our team's real strength was composing sentences using all letters
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4the night of the thousand forks? I took my chances on the night of fifty sporks - the bloodletting was minimal but I had a rare polycarbonate allergy & died of anaphylactic shock.
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5"You ate the stopper". "Bob's out collecting watermelons". His mind was filled with punchlines to dirty jokes he couldn't remember so he tried to recover the jokes with a hypnotist
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5The Queen put on a skintight black & yellow striped leather catsuite, & her most sultry perfume & asked Maestro to play "Flight of the Bumblebees". I panned out as the swarm
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4start with that Who's on first thing or I will have a brain hemorrhage". "One brain hemorrhage coming right up". She turned the Shuttlebus's quadsound system up to 11 playing
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3Mrs. Johnson was wearing a powder blue pantssuit, but her miniskirt was wearing Mr.Gribben's secretary & this confused Mr. Gribbens to no end. The PTA president eyed the miniskirt
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4Her decrepid tooth reminded him of their first kiss,& the moldering remains of a rose, of their first date. Surely She still loved him so he visited her grave & dug her up.
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7was umimpressed by Stella's equine charms preferring thoroughbreds, so Scarn unholstered his Donkey-strength X100 TASER. Meanwhile Manatee shuffled towards us with his dagger.
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5The kids petted me & fed me saltlicks along with the "other" llamas until my mother rescued me. She recognized me by smell. But my zelig-like abilities became useful in college
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1they wouldn't have also been his sisters, which would be inacceptable to the Grand Oz, the all knowing Leader of his Cult. So the penis colonic tasted a bit like smegmamite,
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4Zamfir master of the panflute who swept them away to a world of haunting, tranquil beauty. He lulled them into a trance & marched out of the studio onto the street & they followed
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3The rule was due to Jim Duncan hoo irritated customers by criticizing their courting rituals.Nothing worse than an "Expert"saying your owl call is bad in front of a bird hoo you're
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1in fact the bone-smap was detect in near-earth orbit by Zklk & Klcksnk who,flying down to investigate,were delighted to discover the giant freaks especially the siamese twin girls