Finished Folds (5541—5560)
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2I realized a long ago I was the only interesting person in the world & ignored what other people said.It was a waste of time to listen.They were just interrupting my clever monolo
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4. That's what old one-hand Candy said. Once bitten twice shy. But he'd survived longer than anyone on the Assembly line. Lost most of his hand in the cutter but still clutched a
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1It was the end of democracy in America. From Mufflers to Autobody parts to heavy industry.Soon his monopoly had a stranglehold on the economy & he insisted they call him King Midas
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5"What about NixonBlack? He could return from vacation any day and then we're lost, I mean the guy adds to EVERY fold". Chaz sneered, "You don't really think I'm a nice guy do you?"
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4the bells lining the bikini border jingled merrily too continuing to ring after her laughter stopped. I watched the little bells mesmerized. "Shevanigans?", Red Sonja asked.
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4The Cheshire Pikachu Kitty's message was no less cryptic than the last time she appeared."Heart place rainbows"was clearly a reference to the Pokémon Anime School's projection room
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4He rose from his ergonomic Bishops chair & ascended the Pulpit as the coffee boys chanted "Thanks to be the Server for his infinite bandwidth". The congregation replied, "
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7but it was too late, I thought "Wouldn't a giant Barney rampaging the city be cool?" and immediately the telekinetic magic generator projected my thought into reality
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6still got a face & the arm that holds the mine sweeper.Corgy's face was melted off by a sparkler & his base is missing so he can't stand,but he was still my bitch,& I was still his
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2that couldn't & was sidelined delivering orion pax snax to the Council of Coolbots energy matrix parties while "Optimash Prime" Mr. Potato Head got all the glory. Optimus plotted
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3shadow that wasn't there. But what could he do to a nonexistent shade? Meanwhile the beast wondered how the man could be inside a room that wasn't there. Their existential angst
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3will eat the first stray they catch.I'm a cat connoisseur & dined on all the celebrities:garfield,cat-in-the-hat,Felix,Moris,Tom, & the aristocats.Meowlicious from whisker to tail!
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7I bit down on the beernut & felt something crack.It wasn't the beernut. It was one of my molars. But most disturbing was when I examined my broken molar & found a tiny transmitter
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3I played my "Killing time" music on my Walkman. You know where the violins all strike a rhythmic discordant note repeatedly. I approached my older brother from behind with a nerf
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6This combined with the other bumper sticker which read "Eat the rich" resulted in the awkward Marriage proposal made to my mother on Rodeo Drive by
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4To Finland,Finland,Finland The country where I want to be. Pony trekking or camping or just watching TV! Yes, Mom was pining for the Fjords, so I booked a berth on a containership
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2Elmers glue on the head was just an funny prank.She got her revenge though.A little superglue during a game of twister resulted in a human moebius strip- a lesson that really stuck
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3Finishing on an uplifting note,after visiting a Dr who prescribed both antibiotics,she bore a child of clean mind & sound body whose cheerful optimism changed the redlight district
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3But when they sliced open the tomato they found a giant hornworm. They'd injured it & it reared its enormous black horny spike to impale Janeane
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2But he didn't let their behavior weaken his resolve. Since becoming Jainist,he refused to wash. "Think of the colonies of bacteria on my skin, or lice in my hair. It'd be genoside!