Finished Folds (5561—5580)
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2The whirling flock of parakeets with their brilliantly colored plumage and cheerful chirping flustered the zombie horde and they hesitated - then the chinchillas were upon them
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2The newly weds arrived at the pearly gates,Hanks blues guitar slung over his shoulder,faded bluejeans,luchese boots, Dawn in tie-dye dress & dreadlocks,barefoot. Who says you can't
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4My Tounge between two Porkbun sandwitches were sure to be a hit. The adverts read "Taste the cheeky sandwich that tastes you back!". At the grand opening,
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5a figment of his "scatapological complex".That's what his shrink called it.He was learning to control the neurosis he developed during his traumatic childhood potyphobic umbringing
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3Julia Childs look-a-like cook. She'd coo at the guests in her high pitched voice soothingly as they picked at the victuals on their plate. "Gizzards are passé my dears" said Majela
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3night, so they served Lynyrd Skynyrds twyndyllyng pygmy wyrms & myrrh. Next their creative consultant Christian Bök wanted to cook his way through a complete course of hyphenated
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2like poopstanky." When the shrink arrived Jimmy was wearing a clothespin on his nose & greeted her with "hoopsteenky".Miss Evans said,"It's okay Jimmy,I disinfected before I came."
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5"These need to cool Tommy.You'll get a tummyache if you eat them while their hot." she replied.He rolled his eyes & plodded out of the kitchen. When his mom left,the cookie gremlin
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6Butt the crowd sang back "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read" & left me behind.
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4But I'm stuck with it now.Last week I dropped a tablet on my toe & broke it.Who ever heard of a Moses on crutches? I should have kept walking when that burning bush started talking
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6for bacon-rapped squirrel-on-a-stick. The next recipe was a marmot gumbo. This must have been the point when Harley got dumped by Trixie & became a Carnan survivalist
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3"Isn't it true,that you dropped an anvil on my clients head, tied a dynamite stick to his tail, & poisoned his milk?".Things looked grim for Jerry. The jurors were Willy E. Coyote,
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2I collapsed down the titanium tire iron and put it in my pocket.Handy tool I'd picked up during my F1 pitcrew years.I hit the gas & ran over the bartender who'd run out with my key
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3They called the A-team, who took out the Mech's giant yo-yo with an grenade launcher improvise out of a toaster, a pet bottle & a pack of smarties. But the yo-yo was just sleeping!
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3Thus stymied from hanging around for high frequency gossiping, the old bats focussed their sphincters and emitted a caustic stream of guano which melted her quarantine bubble
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5and they sang "ashes ashes" and all fell down. In their delirium they thought it was a knitting needle when in fact it was a syringe full of quinolone. He raised his beak visor &
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10It made him feel purdy. He spackled on flesh-colored foundation to cover the scars and stitch marks. Now what to do about the blue tongue and nails?
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4Wilmette started the tradition in honor of native Bill Murray who'd usher in the event by donning a protonpack & spraying Plaza del Lago. Rumor had it Charlton's ghost returned to
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4olde silver sixpence,a tanner, ½ shilling, ¼ florin! Waxing nostalgic for predecimal times, we put it in the christmas pudding. It was the last time Granddad got lucky.
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3it's endangered.Your mating attempt at the botanical garden was public indecency. I find you guilty. Due to your injuries from mating with the key tree cactus, no fines are needed.