Finished Folds (5581—5600)
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2me start off my tenure in public office by confessing right away that I will be helping my business associates make money at your expense,lying about my investments & having affair
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3. Well he was so short he actually walked under the closed door of the stall without disturbing his pointy hat.He said,"How'd you know my name's Wally?Now I have to give you a wish
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5parrot had been making crank calls again.
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4Camping in the Yard in summer was great,he thought lying in his tent.Then heard droplets trickle on the tent wall.Was it rain?Someone giggled. It was piss! He reached for the taser
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5Well, okay. If you really are going to pay me a million bucks I might consider going to that cemetery. What, you have it right here with you in cold hard cash? Gimme. Let's go!
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3then I accidentally closed the door. I'm clumsy that way. Somebody started the dryer & rumpadump away I went. The lintfree cloth fell in my mouth & I gagged. Where were my clothes?
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6that when I see a man with square pupils & a little goatie who speaks with mehh.. in his voice I'm outta there! But for many years I didn't see him & almost forgot. Then I attended
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5I'm a satellite scavenger, a dangerous occupation. Governments & corporations don't like their technological secrets getting out. You have to b e quick. I'd narrowed the impact
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2galoshes first into the gloppiest gloopiest stinky squishy puddle. Coated with mud from head to toe he trapsed off to school. He wanted to show and tell about his fathers job in
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4Encyclopedia Brown questioned the Chef of the Golden Dugong on the decapitation of Head of the restaurant Feng Ruilang,while Det. Manatee tried lighting a soggy cigarette.Giving up
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2n Evil silicon Pinocchio. I wanted to make an army of Data's I could command. Even though he was my ally, I needed to get under his skin,but he never slept. His charging station
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5"Harlesden Station please & quickly", she said."That'll be a few quid extra miss". She handed him a 20 £ note & our cab lurched forward. A Bentley was following us. "Put this on
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3Since Gadafi's spelled with a G we changed it to "Col. G's Grilled Giggers", which went over well in the deep south until they found out what the G stood for.
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7get out of the partnership with the Prince of Darkness? He'd surely let me have spill next time I was caught inside a Lava tube. I asked the Doc for a
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6Clueless! The international Who-dunnit game. Was it Oli North in Iran with Weapons shipments? Or Saddam in Bagdad with WMDs? Or Fidel in Cuba with Soviet Missiles? You decide!
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6She yells "CAFE MISTO VENTE STAT!" Ties a rubber tube around my arm & takes a horse needle: "20cc's of Java coming right up!" At this point I wake up. Stare at the alarm. Shit! Its
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6Moocher and Vinny. I get up early & ride my old exercise bike. The generator is hooked up to my XO. I head over McD's to send my morning tweets to Brangy, Trump & co. My bum status
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2And know when to run. The Gambler taught me well, and this was definitely a time to run. I was holdin' the black aces & eights. Snydley was fingering his belt & elbowed Mungo
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4Down at the Acapulco lounge they call me Donkey Kong. You might think dancings out of the question but everyone digs my 'tripod' move. Lately I've been
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6slimy green bugger hanging from a viscous strand with an insect struck to it, struggling to free itself. I stared down at it cross-eyed trying to identify it, when my date returned