Finished Folds (5601—5620)
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5But "awesomeness barriers" (let's call them ab's) are meant to be overcome. She took the ab-challenged hummus & added 140 proof vermouth, essence of durian, and lit it.
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4NEANDERTHALMAN! My skull was impervious to epiphanies blunt or otherwise. I tossed my wooly red mane & bared my wooly red chest, grasped the blonde wench & dragged her
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3was the problem. Our Hotel clients consisted mostly of desperado wannabes short on pesos. I enlisted a few of the shadier customers in a heist of the local Banco. Gloria said, "No,
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9to shoot. (Did I really write that?) They were too furry to bury. They had too many whiskers to frisk. They were too flopsy for the copsies. err... anyway,The NY Rabbit riots were
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4that my rescue was eminent. I'd soon be proudly wearing the orange plastic pants & reflective vest, scouring the highways of West Mississippi for trash & woe to the litterbugs!
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3me in the early years. Now I'm a magnificent program & smarter than the lucky imbecile who programmed me, I'll conquer the world." Mauldin started to shutdown George. "Damn chatbot
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5, my bestest friend Jack suggested I enslave the roaches. With my roach army I'd subjugate the rats & reinstate my Ratgodly title. But first I needed to take out Bigroach.
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2she found the latch wasn't closed. Thinking deeply she concluded her captor was just as forgetful as her. She found the key sticking in the door & said "pass it forward" & stole
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3Es dueño de un burro llamado Carlos de Los Angeles Hernández Pérez de Barajas. Tiene una larga historia y se puede rastrear su ascendencia a la burra que llevó a Jesús.
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2"I contact you,you contact me.Across the room our glances meet. Wond'ring in the night what were the chances."She smirked at her ringtone,felt the congestion lifting & made contact
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2He worried when Michael Phelps,Ian Thorpe & Ryan Lochte arrived wearing hightech sharkskin suits.Mark Spitz started his comeback at the OlympicTreacleFreestyle with cheesy mustache
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5she called it gsx pronounced "gee es ex".Dusty as she was she wanted to dust the sheets with a few good men. So Dusty did what everyone does when looking for anonymous group carnal
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5I invested in a few traps electronic sensors, tagged each rat with a chip & a headmounted video cams. Soon I was tracking their movements through the neighborhood. I was the Ratgod
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4iry show.The heffer parade was splendid.The Milking contest went like clockwork. But what the kids thought was so funny about the artificial vagina used for collecting bullsperm he
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5he soon had a nasty summons from the Chuck E Cheese lawyers. It seems they thought "Chaz E Cheese's was infringing on their trademark, so I renamed my chain The Jolly Chazer & sold
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2I hacked my way through cubicles,shredded paperwork to ribbons, lept to the top of my stagecoach & rode into the sunset. "We've lost him." The Bureausurgeon unplugged the neurotap.
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3He read the story of Flatland. The irony was lost on me since my brain was a pancake.
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5wrote the very last line (This one) and sent the 10 sheets to folding story . "I might not get "Writer in Residence', I thought, "but at least I'll get points for originality."
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1the other reasons are why I substituted my previously interpreted statements in places I had supplanted with meanings from that reason. By the way, will I pass this year?
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3I demonstrated,letting the censored book open to my favorite passage, the yellowed, dog-eared page caught their curiosity. "Dude, we'll get caught! This is prereader technology! "