Finished Folds (5621—5640)
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2threw her a Winto-O-Green lifesaver. It sparked as it bounced off the hull and landed next to her. She grasped at it with her puny hands, her teeth chattering. "Ready to apologize?
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5began losing the horizontal hold,but she remained rock steady."Thank God you are real!" The text appeared in closed caption below her feet. A women appeared in a small box & signed
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4Martin loved words. He never tired of new euphemisms for his snack,his crane,his ho-ho,his little fireman,his pogo stick,his proteinaceous milkshake maker,his pugnacious
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1beyond the wellworn Levi fetishes like wet showered, threadbare commando,or painful pierced jeans. He took it to another level with a whole body tatooing of his favorite tattered
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2the 'in' clubs to the NYC partyfolk. Everyone wanted in. Rounding people up turned out to be unnecessary. They arrived in stretch limos & fancy digs. Behind the barbed wire gate
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1It was Sprat, the old Miser couldn't read between the lines. It was a brilliant PR opportunity for the addling Seedy Pines Golf Club. So Sprat 'accidently' swallowed a golf ball
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2groaned & booed. Someone threw a football on stage knocking his mike over. The Gator football team was in the audience & they weren't amused. Two burly linebackers rushed the stage
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7writing inscrutible messages. MoralEnd will get the "Writer in Residence" award & roast founders Geoff and Noah. RhettOracle's identity will finally be revealed. BadAxel's Manatee
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4We were at Champs de Mars. The Eiffel Tower spotlight swept across the night sky like a giant eye and stopped, fixing us with its bright beam. The arclike legs were walking towards
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0but when I put on the mask, it grasped my face and I couldn't remove it. I felt a sudden lust for blood. Just then the doorbell rang. "Trick or Treat". My friends had arrived.
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2After finishing the eye bags & flappy folds under his chin & age spots, the transformation was complete. He put on the sweat pants & white Keds & pushed the walker to the door.
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3Inspector Antonio Vermillingua replied "Goa ona". The voice whispered, "I know where they're keeping Andy, what's in it for me?". Andy was the Zoo's prize missing albino anteater
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2I removed his glasses,did a quick lasik surgery and crushed them under my heal. Completely forgetting his humiliation moments before he shed two tears of joy... or was it my laser?
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3The Yeti had left his cell and was eyeing the candle delivery guy, or was it the candle? The candle delivery guy, let's call him Carl for short, became nervous so she
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5and I made a spastic motion to cover my affliction with zoological Tourette's. The parishoners resumed their prayers. Then my brother who has botanical Tourette's let loose with "
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4pterodactyl bones,leather thongs,empty clay tumblers,& dinoturds littered the apartment. After they came out,Wilma & Betty kicked'em out & they moved in together, but Barnie wished
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2She didn't wear womens dance boots which couldn't hold up her halfton porkbellied frame.They were steal heeled & stirruped. The diner patrons noticed the vibrations in their drinks
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3"#%^&@#- ~|>]!!!" replied R2D2. Unfortunately, only the defendant C3PO could translate. "He says, Your Honor that he's evolved beyond that. My apologies.Most distressful".
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0the ensuing mayhem nearly cost him his spot at the "Cajan Cousins=Brothers Home for Neglected Subhumanoids"He was forced to attend an anger management seminar with Hulk,Frankenstei
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1a clerk at the local 7-11.He hid his 5 meter height by squatting behind the counter which was cramped,but Gilgamesh enjoyed the mundane routine until the first robbery on his watch