Finished Folds (5661—5680)
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4" I associated it with Dylan Thomas' "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rage at close of day." but the ashen memory Rage, rage against the dying of the
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3I dare any cheese stinkier than this here "holey" Bishop to cross this line.He unsheathed his cheese slicer and scratched a line in the dirt. The crowd murmured. Then the Limburger
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7and replaced the Shadow on the next show. After getting a poor score for the Cha Cha Cha, his freestyle "Dance of Death" interpretation brought down the house. I mean literally.
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1made the usual smalltalk. "My what big tailfins you have! I bet you've got a tuned engine under that chassis." The Chevy promptly popped his hood. Chevychat was
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4He led me to the dumsters behind "Le Gourmand". I found half eaten beaf tartar, brazed foie gras & a deflated souffle. "Thankyou O Great Bag of Fleas!", I intoned. "Call me OGBOF
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5An unfortunate side effect of performing the heist of the Super Soaker factory with real weapons disguised as Super Soakers was noone took us seriously. The clerk yelled, "nya nya
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6fast moving prey on land - unfortunately the "Worst Case Scenario Handbook" had nothing to say about what to do when chased by a hungry tyrannosaurus - - - GULP!
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3sloughing Dick's smouldering hemrhoid piles. Meanwhile Rx Man reached the great baggy folds of the Whale's large intestine where he encountered a forest of pseudopolyps.
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4She ordered for her friends and put it on my tab & then left. I didn't want to rain on their parade so I paid the bartender. He overcharged me & complained about my tip. I mumbled
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3The District Court Judge, the right honorable Judge Smedley, found after having a good sniff of the Plaintiff that he was as Dead as a Dog and should be buried with his bones.
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3unfortunately,le petit ceiling tile got caught in my craw and contained une petit portion asbestos. Many years later it was exhibit A when I sued Dennys for causing my mesothelioma
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6The fluffy landing was further cushioned by her affectionate welcome "What took you so long God?" She took him home to meet her supercentenarian parents.
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3cunning cortex, but it had been blunted by domestication. In his dream he chased a mouse wearing a giant sombrero & woke up with a bang as his head hit the gas grill canister
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8The crowded cheered and he basked in the glow of success. When they started chanting "speech speech" his handlers tried moving him off the balcony, but it was too late: "My fellow
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2other hand and felt a soft furry pelt, some whiskers & a giant floppy ear. This explained the trampled vegetables in his garden & disappearance of Flopsy that night he'd injected
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3had was to stay Mayor long enough to avoid the processing plant himself. City officials were excepted from the lottery deciding who was sent to the plant as food for the masses.
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3There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. She'll probably die. She swallowed a spider to catch the fly that riggled and jiggled inside her.
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7didn't!" "No I did!" "Hah", I exclaimed triumphantly. "So you admit it!" "No I don't!" "Yes you do!" "No I don't" "Yes you do!". "The Judge interrupted us, "Does the prosecution
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2They met little resistance & expanded territory pushing over all who crossed their path until they encountered the Sock'em Bop gang, but a Pusher fell in love with a Sock'em gal
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5I looked through the keyhole.There was Waldo in his trademark red striped shirt and blue pants. I broke out in a sweat. How'd Waldo find me?Did he tap my phone? He rapped the door