Finished Folds (921—940)
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4in fear while it's possessed wing flapped it from one hellish adventure to another. Polly want an exorcist! Then, in a flash of light, Stuart the Avian Exorcist appeared, as if
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5out in the backyard, like a dog would. But no, the mites on my face lived like Beatniks- drinking tiny bottles of chianti and spouting free-verse poetry and mating and pooping wher
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3can feed it to the livestock, then wait until they are ready to be humanely slaughtered. You, of course, will starve before that happens, in which case your ghost can contact our
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6that I gave you a freebie," Bambi said, "I'm the only one in our family that can bring in any money any more." The men felt bad not be able to pay, so they decided to rob a grocery
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3The manager took this to be a sign that he should offer kumquat milkshakes. But when he went to the Food Dictator store, there were none to be found, so he decided to use persimmon
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9at me with knives and forks and forced me into a giant cauldron of hot water and carrots. It was then that the cheif cannibal's daughter Hocapontas came in and declared me unkosher
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4they gave him a job making candles. They would hand him crayons and a wick, and he would have a meltdown, and Bob's Yer Uncle, candles got made without wasting money on energy.
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1Or blown up, like the giant Spongebob balloon. Because these were air rifles, and they'd pump the bystanders with air so that they could enjoy the parade from a higher spot on
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2"I'll show him," thought Paul Simon, "I'll make a version of 'My Little Town' he'll never forget!" The result sounded like Dolly Parton on quaaludes. Garfunkle was furious. "That
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3The old Bonomo Turkish Taffy (banana flavored and pre-expiration-date) from the back of the shelf nodded his head sagely. "You are wise not to taste the licorice, Skittles," he sai
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4George just laughed at the electrodes protruding from the psychotropic rhesus monkey's little furry head. "You have ossicones, like a giraffe!" chortled George in monkey-ese.
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2to chop the colossal child, but it remained unchopped. Then Godzilla appeared from behind the Hyatt Regency. Annoyed at the competition, Godzilla smacked the giant brat with his
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3and they came after her, mouths open to bite her. She filled those mouths with breadcrumbs, which made the geese happy. But when they were full, she stuffed them into her oven and
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5from his corpse, singing "Don't Fear the Reaper"and the staff was so moved that they ran to him, and they took his hands, and they became as he was, and they had no fear. Rock on!
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8mask from his face and tosses it into the desert, where it frightens several lizards into a coma. Dylan wipes the sweat from his face and Stevie, finding the car radio is broken,
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0where it lay panting for breath. "You've got to help me, Eliška," the Klobásy whispered to her. Brian and Drago attempted to remove it, but she drew a gun and backed away from them
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6By this time, the date rape drug that Dr. Phil had slipped into my triple Vodka was wearing off and I saw him for the monster he really was. I stormed off his set, tossing my
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7pay robot taxes and hold insurance policies on anything not covered by their robot warranties. In exchange, they were given citizen's rights and were allowed to hold office. Xygr
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4-ing wide-eyed in horror. In fact, they all looked like Steve Buscemi. "Who wants to see Steve Busemi's face all over their clothes?" Silas the seamstress shrieked, as if it was my
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3"God, you're stupid," Mom would say to me, and "God, you're a pain," until even I became convinced that I was, in fact, God. I would stand on hilltops and point angrily down at