Finished Folds (21—40)
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5which resulted in the tragic NY Public Library Fire, where coincidentally several translations of Homer's Odyssey were the only thing saved from the flame. Ulysses, guilted by what
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4ex-roommate's, best-friend's cousin's mother's every-other-week housecleaner, which made Darth Helmet and I nothing at all! It was also so clear what I had to do now & I pulled my
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5and You Can't Say That on Television. But with the realization that he'd just been hoaxed, that meant that Sarah hadn't been lying; she was really in danger, and only I
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5Candid SuperHero Q & A 9/10: Nightcrawler, if your teleports sound & smell like flatulance? What does your flatulance sound & smell like?--A piercing whistle & fresh baked bread.
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5"Cpt. Ron." Her acumen really impressed Oscar, who'd forgotten he'd nominated such a classic film. Smitten, he asked Ms. Columbia on a date, as long as she brought the torch & toga
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6the materials needed to make the robot clone of the President: bananas, a Hoover vacuum cleaner, knee-socks, carpenter tacks & the motherboard from a Nintendo. Assembled, the Robo-
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3for unsightly panty-lines. When he found me, all asked "Dare he heir that derriere?" But silence fell when my wedding march began, & I walked the aisle to Bach-Air on a G-String.
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3The octopus's flailing tentacles latched onto the sculpture wrenching it to the floor-a scream escaping it's beak. "A Happy Man" shattered & with it, the sculptor's hopes of fame.
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6He was rude, overweight, violence prone, 4 colors & quite literally 2-dimensional. Simon turned sideways & his reflection in the window disappeared. But he resolved to change all
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2We started incredulously at the Shyster. "You were just hit by the ambulance you were chasing! You're the one that needs help!" "You don't understand", he said, but then puked all
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5& I realized this endless annihilation & "rebirth" of self meant that the future me could never be held accountable for actions made now. So I grabbed the gun, aiming it to
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3Now his wife & unborn child depended upon the very alchemy she'd derided. All those years in musty libraries & combing through ruins meant everything. Only the Philosopher's Stone
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2"Against your hubris, John, against your arrogance, I call the Leviathan to strike you down!" Hobbes began to intone the Latin spell & Calvin quaked in anger and fear. But inspired
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5"It doesn't matter how I got the gattling," said J. Calvin, "for I was predestined to it, as you were to die." "It is your life," T. Hobbes growled, "that will be nasty, brutish &
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3all those in the living room who'd just laughed at her childhood of awkwardness right. Tamara couldn't face that, but she knew she could prove them wrong. So she steeled herself &
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7for his dinner began ring, & it was as though great iron bells tolled his canine funeral. He fought the instinct, "Curse you Pavlov!" but it wasn't enough. In walked his nemesis,
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6Jealous, Hobbes assumed his true form, a Siberian Sabertoothed Tiger & began attacking the Polar Bear as Calvin watched in wide-eyed wonder, "Cool." The battle raged fiercely until
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6So Brock the tale-telling pup told the tale of Uncle Vernon's Tragicomical-Traveling Troupe & the time they came to a repressed & distant outpost where they put on a play about
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6couldn't compete with Buddy's charismatic & flashy demeanor. The girls barely noticed Charles when he excused himself from the booth to walk into the rainy night. At 5th & Main, he
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4"But of course" Aquaman murmured as Ariel lay out the feast of seaweed greens, shrimp ... & filet of giant sea-horse. Unseen in the ocean brine, Aquaman started to cry, "Storm?"