Finished Folds (1681—1700)
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6Puck was playing tricks on Tinkerbell and making faces at her, as she was flying high as a kite in the powder room. "What the--? Puck! Knock it off!" yelled Tink.
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4with a heavy wooden rolling pin, flattening it. Then smothered with sauce, and layered toppings over it. The chef wrapped the pizza around the roasting chicken and tied it with
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2, scratchy sounds of rope pulled taut over skin would shush him into stillness, but the words wouldn't come. Tracy was tongue-tied and would stay silent up until his final breath.
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2and carrot-stuffed banana-stuffed cantaloupe-stuffed aubergine-stuffed butternut squash-stuffed watermelon-stuffed pumpkin. Little did Lyle know my culinary creation would soon be
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6other side." A few seconds passed. Crickets chirped. The audience stared. Then slowly one, by one, people started giggling, until the whole room erupted in laughter. "Must be the
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2from within lantern-lit tents. I followed the elusive corn dog's warm, slightly sweet scent, like cornbread pulled fresh from the oven. My mouth watered on my trek thru Carnyville
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7The unicorns were right, too. Her husband's grip on all that was cool was slipping away, all on account of not appreciating her acrobatic childbearing abilities. He should've been
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3Big Willy hadn't been alright since the first time Big Momma had dropped him on his head. Big Momma knew this but didn't want to make matters worse by telling him so. "Get down
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6cover up my excitement at the thought. How did they know about my bed of nails? - I thought sharply. I must've let that one slip somehow, without realizing it. Aside from
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5pany, and I'll sign a sweet deal with them. I'll make hit albums; people will line up to watch me sing and dance with my back-up entourage of beehive-wearing belly-dancers."
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0roundabout, I focused my Siberian khatru and found a starship trooper, who was chasing an astral traveller, a UFO arriving on the silent wings of freedom. Onward
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7Likewise when a waiter came to my table at a restaurant and asked how my food/service was, I'd simply mumble expressionlessly, 'Meh.'' My mediocrity would gain notoriety and
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3cracked a smile and giggled, to convince the cashier she wasn't serious. "Well all except for that one time," Mildred blurted, "but I was just a kid. And I gave it right back!"
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3One day I met another wandering elf named Errol who was looking for his "prairie fences" (or fairy princess) and admitted to being a sucker for strappy armbands (or sappy romance).
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3He took charge, but also had a way of keeping the peace. Mother and daughter could each confide in him yet he didn't show favoritism. He was their safe haven and a great listener.
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2So when my friend got home, I conveyed my ideas to him and asked what he thought. "Would you like some help with that?" He wanted to know.
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4. As an added bonus, I handed him a wash basin, a bar of soap, and a towel. Maybe he'd take the hint. Wouldn't do much for the pickle odor, but might mask his smokiness.
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5wouldn't hear of it. Hobbes hobbled in and thwacked Calvin's ghostly head with his heavy wooden cane. "Had enough?" Hobbes heaved. Calvin cooed coyly, "Hardly."
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2Just imagining those nuts and cream, that cookie crust and creamy, chocolatey goodness makes me hungry. Then I'll wash it down with a Mudslide & indulge in some minor mudslinging.
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5I can see the signs now: Iowa, a nice place to visit. A fantastic place to eat slop. But it would need to be directed only at ungulates, or people might get the wrong idea.