Finished Folds (1701—1720)
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5The surgeon, Dr. Navel, was finally able to fix my fingers. Once they were pulled out, however, they were covered in squishy grey fuzz which stayed with me forever.
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7People watched in horror as invading factions of eco-nuts overran Mostodaworld. But my neighbors and I bravely banded together to stand up and keep Ourtinycornerodaworld safe.
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5- have to do the equation using long-hand division. I hoped it would come back to me. Sweat poured down into my eyes. My fingers shook as I grabbed the gnawed yellow pencil and
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6"Don't be such a dip." said Ms. Salsa. "You could use a little spice in your life." Mayonnaise just about flipped his lid upon hearing this.
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4arting to get peckish, so she whipped up some toast and bacon, too. Tears dripped down her cheeks & into the scrambled eggs. She took a deep breath and tried to get over the embar
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7I needed to buy a map. Clearly my GPS was way off track: Tonga instead of the Philippines? It was just as that girl in the beauty pageant had said, "Some people...don't have maps."
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5The Were-Priest howled with laughter at the confused looks on their faces. Then someone spoke up, "Why yes they do lift a leg, but only when on all fours...I should know."
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5Those certainly were the days, I thought. Big Momma Bob gave me such a bear hug one time, my whole face done turn'd a perdy shade of puce. Her brother-cousin Bubba liked to
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9Ginny read the lines and tried to make sense of the information, but so far it was in vain. This George fella sounded conflicted, and possibly at the end of his rope. She could
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6suddenly did face palms, all in unison. "Stick to Star Trek!" yelled one particularly heartsick fan. Shatner didn't seem to notice (or care) and kept on belting out the notes.
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5They became the Hobo-Priest Hooligans, a six-piece jug band. The priest played a pipe, while the hobo hummed and sporadically stomped his feet. They played all over
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4and Cinderella was surprised to see her Prince working as a shoe salesman, although it did seem like a fitting job for him. He did after all have quite the collection of shoehorns
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1Lady & the Tramp. Carabosse used her noodle to consider the "what ifs" of the situation. The Prince was in the doghouse after saying in a not so charming way Snow White looked like
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3the Presidential Medal of Freedom
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12yellow swimsuit and sandals. She was sunbathing one day, like a giant banana on the beach, wearing over-sized sunglasses. Several sea monkeys serving sandwiches stumbled into her.
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4, "We're all ears - tell us everything!" But being in a crumby mood, all the bread said was old hat, stale news. The secrets of the universe would have to wait another day.
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5purred, promising to return shortly. He watched her sashay away from where he lay. Then he heard the telltale sound of her excessive scratching. Was she digging to China in there?
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2focus, stay alert, not get distracted! Loose debris floated down the alley, which had become flooded since the downpour started. That reminded me I need to stop and get some
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3anchovy paste, which he mixed with the fried grasshoppers and pickled geckos to make canapés for his friend's surprise birthday party. The fishy taste did mask the flavor somewhat.
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6sized fork & used it to ward off Mr. Tomato. She was going to stand her ground, no matter how dicey the situation was. "Mr. Potato and I are in love," she declared. The fork tines