Finished Folds (1721—1740)
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4, like the ones at the marine park where I work. They spring on unsuspecting guests and plant big wet ones right across their faces. Someone should teach those sea lions a lesson.
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3did nothing for Dr. Angry Pants. In fact Dr. Pants was a feline fancier, so the notion that someone would want to harm a kitty upset him so much he coughed up a giant hairball.
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5smelly, too." "Smelly? *Sniff* I don't smell anything." "When was the last time you showered or bathed?" "Oh last week. Once a month whether I need it or not! ....Anything else?"
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7porcupine quills, piano wire, and superglue. The rest of my costume however made me look like a beekeeper, but so what? Queen Aleena and Sonic
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6meaty juices from the roast lamb I cooked over a spit in my backyard last night. I thickened it with flour, and added herbs & red wine. Then I invited my carnivorous friends over
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8okie that read: Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now. On the back were lotto numbers and a phrase in Chinese. Earl wondered what it all meant.
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7he'd sometimes relent and spritz on a dash of aftershave. Mostly Durasno deemed that *real men* didn't need deodorant. Even the mosquitoes steered clear of him and his musky mist.
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5a bit. With expletives and a throaty laugh, she expressed her interest in my recent ventures. Mom could outswear a sailor (and had the tattoos to prove it). Any other mother
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3really become unhinged. It was maddening for her, but at times it could be helpful. Not everyone could fit an entire avocado into one's mouth at once, for instance. Her gaping maw
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9it. Jack grimaced at a whiff of a skunk-loaded squishy surprise, as an unlucky player plopped onto a rigged whoopee cushion. Oscar Rimkin laughed, "The smeller's the feller, Jack!"
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0to Cap'n Awesome about accepting others despite their differences. Freckles knew what it was like to be different. Unknown to many, Freckles had dapples all over his trunk & toes.
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3have made me look scarier? I wished I had my Hattori Hanzô blade, but it was at my brother's house. Distracted, I nearly slammed into a skater in dark robes, wielding a scythe.
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5The commentators mocked me, "Well he's no new potato!" Steamed, I tried to explain that I yam what I yam, but it was no use. The peels of laughter brought tears to my eyes.
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2honked nonchalantly. Ryan Gosling said it was solely because I needed new wingtips. As I looked down at my webbed feet, I heard a squawk. "Did that come out of you?" It was Lucy.
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1anxious, for the crazy clowns have pulled out a giant cannon are preparing to load it up. They tell the Siamese twins, "You're next!" A strongman flexes his bulging biceps at
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10"Mon cher, tu sais que je ne peux pas vous le dire. Mon entreprise est top-secret. C'est pour votre sécurité. Trust me," he replied. She frowned at her date, looking puzzled.
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3What a dumbwaiter. I pulled him onto the rotating tray & fastened him down with superglue. Then I pushed at the turntable, and he vanished into the cabinet. It was well-deserved.
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2t next?" No sooner had he spoken than the pony was enveloped in a green mist that swirled up around them both. The peeved pony and boy were intertwined inextricably, becoming
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3& lifted it, revealing a pile of gifts, one of which he was still holding. At another tug of his whiskers, Santa's eyes flew open and pressed his package into Martha's hands.
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4was that one of the stolen hearts was a spade. The second heart was broken, and the third was an alarm clock. He felt cheated by The Wizard and began plotting his revenge.