Finished Folds (201—220)
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4Tony was a careless general and had failed to supply the Children's Liberation Army with Flinstone's Chewables. Three days later, half of the kids had pneumonia and the other half
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1without clothing, unaware of how you got there because you commenced a bender in Istanbul three weeks earlier and now come-to atop a magic carpet somewhere over the Mediterranean?
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2Rude Dismissal repelled the assault. After four months and innumerable casualties, the IfC was defeated, and Foldtopia was preserved in all of its ridiculous splendor. However, two
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2the triangle offense, box-and-1, or even such basics as triple threat stance. So these idiots would be wasting everybody's time, and coach would call me, the janitor, over, and ask
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3ed up to the statue of Trotsky in my backyard and peed on his revolutionary bronze leg. The urine deflected onto the corpse of my dead evil twin, resurrecting him. Spot barked at
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3Meeting early tomorrow. Do not induce hangover. Meeting early tomorrow. Do not induce hangover. Meeting early tomorrow. Do not induce hangover. Meeting in five minutes. Hangover.
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2god could she dance! She danced when the Mazda was repossessed, she danced when she was evicted, she danced as her fellow indigents begged for change along the Santa Monica pier.
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5to my advantage and pushed a vampire hunter reality TV show to some Hollywood execs I had met in Tahiti. They loved it! My chronic garlic and onion breath was finally paying off.
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1of the sperm whales which had recently reproduced in the vicinity. He thought it was kinda gross, but also kinda not. He continued to flow, entering a crevice in the sea floor and
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1... still, nothing. I continued staring into the pit of nothing, expecting something. But no. I want to reality to adapt to me! Then my stockbroker called, terrified, shouting that
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1at the random dot stereogram the sound engineer had posted above the mixer. "Could never make those damn things out," the Gecko complained. "It's a nude lady," said the shy
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5MY CONTROLS! The iguana turned, flicked his tongue at me impudently, and then leaped through the cockpit windshield and parachuted towards the island. I lost control of the plane
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3Yes, under the houseplant. No, not that one. Over... Over... That's it, the flytrap!" The Fly was really stupid for a supra-intelligent scientist type. As he reached for the non-
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2and suffer the precipitous depreciation. The ad had read "A condo on Mars, at discount prices!" What fools we were. Our savings dissolved by the down-payment, and with no rocket
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3model skeleton in the suit of chain mail armor was Fenandus' morning star. He grabbed the weapon, hugged his teddy bear, and knelt by the bed to confront whatever creature awaited.
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7are fickle, she thought, but Jon Bon Jovi...wasn't he in an episode of Californication? Wait what am I doing? She looked at the three envelopes, having forgotten their purpose, and
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10from the discarded balance sheets of the failed banks. The dawn gongs of the financial apocalypse rang without remorse, like sonic battering rams, and the Emanator chortled as
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2than to go off on some diatribe about Russian literature or Modern Monetary Policy. It's a real wonder I keep to myself these days, pissing away my time reading obscure weblogs,
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3pork, rhythmic chanting, the debasement of currency, swearing in reverse, unfortunate nudity, blaring techno til dawn, and plutocrat-cum-hipster revelers." "Is it Burning Man?"
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4primary-foreign key relationships which make every developer giddy. As the world's only cyborg marine .NET programmer, I was certain to get the girls now! But SecDef Ashton Carter