Finished Folds (401—420)
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1the soundtrack to "El Topo". In addition, the sacramental Kool-Aid had been spiked with boutique hallucinogens the new minister had procured in Des Moines, the emerging rave center
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1life had been an utter waste. In a bitter fury, he pressed the Liposuction 3000 to its limits. Billy screamed as he was vacuumed into oblivion. The machine sputtered and died.
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4the unmentionable region, claiming it was the authorized annual examination. Six months later, Ed Snowden revealed that Coach had been working with the NSA to collect DNA samples
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5sauerkraut. The accommodation period was lengthy; Slugman, at first, found the proposal unnatural and preposterous. But he eventually capitulated to Slugladys suggestion, realizing
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4But just as I was reaching for his shoulder he turned and rammed his cigar into my eye. "Shove off!" Columbo shouted, delivering a kick to my sternum. Luckily, my glass eye was
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6been universally modified to accommodate the fad. In fact, it was common to add the decoration to straight pours. "Johnny Walker Blue w/sequins!" became a common request amongst
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5combustible. "Get a little firewater in me and I'm likely detonate." Stevie shrugged. "Sorry." I shrugged. He shrugged again. I skipped the tea and went straight for the liquor.
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8the poet, who used all lower-case in the vein of e.e. cummings, trimming her toenails with his teeth! She screamed again. "whassa matta?" asked stu the poet, spitting toenail bits
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3Buzz thought about it a bit more, stroking his rubbery chin. Then he snapped his fingers and grinned. "Aliens who look like Neil deGrasse Tyson, but sound like Carl Sagan!"
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9Eve, for instance, wanted a name that wasn't a palindrome, But Mada rebuked her. "Hush up, and accept what Dog has given you." He plucked a pineapple from the Tree of Stupid and
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4But three days later, she was horrified to discover the corpse of a student inverted in the cauldron. Jean screamed, drawing the resident nuns, Sean Connery, and Christian Slater.
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5before the expanding pit swallowed the band, their trumpeting never ceasing as they plummeted towards oblivion. Mark & Joe sprinted from the hole, it's implacable lip advancing
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3combinations of pleasures. High-brow French art-porn and "Trailer Park Cuisine" were just what the doctor (himself) ordered. Dr. Chillbot belched as he watched the bound woman
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5has just strangled the Geico gecko. "Li'l bastard, dancing outside my joint like that." The manager tossed the dead lizard to the cook; in five minutes, the latest in Philly Cheese
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6Penelope shrieked upon discovering that the most elegant fold she had ever belabored had been succeeded by a blatant, malicious act of narrative sabotage.
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2of the shaven-chested, metrosexual actors who had infested sci-fi film for a decade. Disappointingly, McManaman turned when Paramount offered him $3 mil to star in a remake of
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5in some Year of Our Lord or another. Each of them failed, but they could not all be the father -- or could they? I asked renowned atheo-biologist Richard Dawkins if polypaternity
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4is what they called me. Sole member of the laziest sleeper cell in the Terrorsphere. In fact, I never carried out a single op, but simply tweeted crude revenges against those who
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6suffer your own bloody demise at the hands of A) Jehovah I, God of Wrath; B) the Dream Police; C) a legion of topless rollerskaters; D) J. Bieber. These Choose-Your-Own RPG options
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1advanced on him slowly, and by the time he was on the other side of town they were nipping at his heels. He was determined to protect the shishkabobs. But beyond the last fence was