Finished Folds (281—300)
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4dark priest blessed them both and so they walked,hand in hand to hell,gazing into the fire with tender smiles on their faces...
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4huge breasts!They all wore blond wigs and sang a mantra about a goddess named Joleene.
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1he realized by that I meant beer,it was already too late and he was slowly getting on his knees for the 6 pack abs guy whose shoulders he had been hanging from for the past 20min.
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2"Myrtle es muerta?!"Someone cried out into the night.A scream of pure terror and pain understood by anyone,even those of us who did not speak spanish.Aunt Myrtle had a latin lover,
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1Yes,we're all geting used to it.De repente...No,sorry!Suddenly,a sentence n Spanish,other there,and we tried!We translated it,wrote meaning into it,tried to make sense,but
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4His name was Phillip D'Abott,and he had already heard all possible jokes on it:
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3Super FlipFlop Man was called by the Super FlipFlop Light Signal the police put up and us Spiderwomen were both doomed...Crushed and held under rubber,we
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3as there were not wax enough for two brazilians our hairy spiders were all over each other on an Ultimate Spiderwomen Feud for survival and incidental pleasure.
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6Fortunately,dog heaven was everything the dog hoped it was and more.But as he did not come back to tell us humans about it,I guess we'll never know what we're missing.
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1now and that turned her on even more.To think someone could be seeing her grab "his" manhood on the swampy lake.Hair and skin showing through mud...It made her feel "dirtylicious"!
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1Yes,his "bulk" was so bulky that Iz,Super-Ukelele Man couldn't afford the risk of getting of.His ejaculation,or the eruption of Mount Bulk as he refered to it,have caused damage in
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1Before that,HR had it coming for looking straight at him,and then he would go after Bob and terminate him with his own german hands.They would know some german anger today...
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1Even if anyone else came in,she would have to make it work with one(or two)of the men(or women)already inside the bar,but of one thing she was sure:she would get fucked tonight!Eve
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2Maybe his light saber would make my day brighter.He came closer and I was already close to coming as he forced himself into me,just to tease me.I was wrong:it was torture.Good old
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2from hell! I know...I used to be a kid,and I remember being among other kids I used to feel like they were on a plot to kill me.Now I feel like killing them instead.They are devils
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3so,sandals were off.Latex gloves?Water balloons for hands were no help while killing.Hyperhydrosis or not,the meter maid murderer was always meticulous about his hands and feet.
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2"Vampiros,todos?"Paquita thought to herself.The beautyfull argentine girl visiting London wondered why,on this rare sunny day,all the blinders on all the windows were shut.
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5fallen toe nail back on to the Senora's big toe."Haces de todo?"they asked when I aplied to the job."Si."I answered,stating that I was up for anything,but I never thought it meant
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2As I replied very politely:"Nao mete a mae no meio que eu meto no meio da tua,aquela puta!"He didn't really undestand what I said word by word,but he got the idea.I walked out and