April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.

Sometimes when my wife sighs heavily, it makes me really really really mad.

Evil Finn and Jake decided to go on an adventure to stop the Good Ice King

Jamal complemented the emotions on his sleeves with thoughts on his lapel. “I think ‘woodpecker’ is a compound double-entendre,” read a large lapel pin. His cufflinks conveyed

As Steve set fire to the only evidence of his record setting theft of one full quarter of the worlds oil supply, he wondered if there would be any negative repercussions for his

“Oh, how fun!” said Denise as she read the flyer for the Midwives Indoor Soccer League. “Hey, Trish, it says that fun, like babies, is to be expected. I'm signing us up." But Trish

Benny,the dog went home from the park feeling sad that day cause Jack,his owner lost his ball in the lake.The next day,Jack brought him a beatyfull yellow ball,bigger and better

She lies down, putting her head on the damp grass, and looks up at the night sky.

I was sitting across the aisle & saw the whole thing. My hero Jackie Chan (on my flight!) had a bit much to drink & got irate when the lummox in front of him leaned his seat back

"Our highrise buildings are highest quality. Earthquake proof, efficient recirculation cooling..." "The Sheik would like to know, can you put make his rooftop swimming pool shaped

Severus Snape scowled as he began the essay portion of the GRE (General Rowling Exam). Of course the first question would be over Potter, he fumed, thinking back to the day when

She wore a skirt so I knew she was promiscuous. She was talking to me so the sexual tension was palpable. Like me, she was obviously thinking *When & where?* What she really

The Meaning Of Life. Part I I have come to realize that modern life in western society has become nothing more than a mad rat race, and that we have completely lost touch with our

"Oh man, I don't know what was in that eggnog, but BOY DO I FEEL FINE! HEY YOU! WANNA PIECE OF THIS? YEAH!! WAZZAAAAA, HAHAHA WHOOOOO!" I didn't see the cop approaching

As a keen bird watcher I had studied how birds fly for many hours. One day I decided to run along whilst flapping my arms. To my surprise I lifted off the ground and started to fly

At first, Joe's search implant seemed like a good idea. But it exacerbated his ADD until finally he was scattered to the winds and lost. But like a shaman, he returned from this

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I sat there in the darkness with tears in my eyes, nothing made sense here, at least not anymore.

I'm performing at the Super Bowl half-time show tomorrow. No, I'm not famous and nobody invited me, but mark my words, I'm performing. Just watch and see.

"Cutting isn't enough. Neither is delicately holding a burning flame up against my skin. I want to overdose! I want to do it now!" She screamed at her worried English teacher.