I was sitting on my couch eating cheetos when out of nowhere, jumped a tiny man who wanted to take me to

She had done it! After all the long years of studying it was finally going to pay off she thought as she applied her lipstick and rolled the hot rollers into her hair. Now, she

Nothing ever starts where we think it does. So of course this doesn't begin with the vicious and cowardly murder of an FBI agent and good friend named Susy Cute. What happened was

The floor had started to ware where she had been pacing. She held the test in her hand but couldn't look until the 3 minutes passed. How could this of happened? She was sure that

The rat-a-tat-tat...rat-a-tat-tat...rat-a-tat-tat... had been bothering her all night. Why wouldn't they leave her be? The stench from her bedroom is reason enough to kill a man.

Roberta had heard enough. He wanted a spicier relationship, she'd give him a spicier relationship. She decided to add some chilli to his

"A FLYING SHARPIE, AHHH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" was the first thing that woke me up that morning. Literally the morning. "It's four am, SHUT UP AND SLEEP," I growled to my

Roberta awoke with a start. She found herself in the middle of a lake on a small boat with no oars. Her only possessions were a can of pilchards, a straw hat and a foot pump. She

You cant break up with me. We... I gave everything I had to you. How can you do this too me? She yelled. I'm sorry I said. It hurt to see her in pain. but what could i do?

Dreams are funny things. I usually dont like them. But then I began to dream of her. Her with me. Her body close too me. Her breathe smelling of roses. it was all so real.

Ted said, "Goodnight." Closed the door. Went to his closet and opened it. Red eyes gleamed in the dark. He shoved the coats aside. The vampire was bolted to the wall and hissed

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl.

She detached the front mounted jet pack and stored it in her locker, then removed her cape and hung it over the jet pack. Her name tag said "Debby, Senior Air Ship Hostess. Today

He punched a baby

Cowboy TV is not a transvestite, he is not genocidal, and no jury has ever convicted him of anything! Instead, he is

It didn’t even occur to me to pay attention to my father’s keep off the grass signs, but it should have. I realized this as soon as I stepped in the small pile Mrs. Chu's Mutt

There were several restaurants just around the corner that would sell you a tiny chunk of salmon for thirty bucks, but I was more interested in the cookies. Ever since I had

People always say that you should "write hot, edit cold," but I've never been very good at taking advice. So when I delivered the letter to Mr. Slovanko

My cat has an armpit fetish; which is strange to begin with, but it gets weird when

He awoke with a start; camp was being shelled again. Each mortar blast built up pressure in his head, pounding in another nail, building toward that next migraine. The pain wasn't