What if cats have their own internet, and it's full of pictures of humans?

Well apparently some followers just aren't quick enough on the uptake the old man thought. I wonder how many times this has to happen before they get plowed under a pile of

And might come potatoes not with rain, though. This is enevitably four for five wouldn't, alas, mixed toasts have rights. But on the bean with the rain is not what was thought by

SELECT * FROM People P LEFT OUTER JOIN Relations R on R.with = P.id WHERE P.iq > 140 AND P.sex = 'F' AND R.with IS NULL;

One night a person fell off a ledge.

The world has ended because of. . . .

If I go to bed now,

It was pretty basic. Evidently the owner thought that the urine stain on the bed was all the decor the hotel room needed.

I am so mind-numbingly bored. Someone entertain me.

Your telling me I applied, was accepted 1 in 10000, trained in a grueling program, traveled through interplanetary space for 2 years, survived the landing, & the sunsets are blue?

"You're a poser, Sicily McPhalleyman". He said it to the mirror, straightened his Hermes tie, and grimaced his best impression of a smile. Then he entered the boardroom

She was dazzled when she looked up. She had finally returned to Foldtopia, and oh, how it had changed. The Foldtopians had many new stories, and many of her own were now finished,

"All right, son. Where'd you hide the body?" Sheriff Braxton demanded, his face screwed up into what he thought was a mask of fatherly concern but was more like Pennywise from "It"

I woke up and stared at the clock. It was a lot later than usual. What had I been doing the night before? It felt like a small rodent had climbed into my mouth and died overnight.

You waited two hours for that bitch to show up. Two hours in a strange city, eating strange food in her strange apartment. You would think that when a woman says that she'll meet y

I stood over the children—tears in their eyes, chocolate longing in their hearts—and I laughed. I said to them, "I have eaten all the cake!" None could defy my power, so I moved on

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Welcome to The Land of Misery. All of your worst dreams will come out and haunt you forever!

His words hit me like a punch in the gut. I fell to the ground gasping. Who knew such a traitor would come into my life?

"Pick up food here"