Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl.

I was playing PSP. I have an plushie of Tails Doll attached to this shirt. It was because one time i got drunk and my friends trolled me. I was scared that time, but by the time

Cuando abrió su ultraportátil, la imagen seguía allí, mirándole inquisitivamente desde el fondo de su escritorio, igual que un huésped que no acaba de irse

I do the thing. You tell me to do thing, I do it. I no ask question. Just do the thing. You got thing for me to do? I do it. Tell me to do thing.

A cigarette for a thousand problems. #1 Death.

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American flag burnings re-energized the group and trash cans were lit on fire. Protestors then moved newspaper stands into the street to create barricades against

I sat down confident. Opened to the first page. #1) If a 1,200 lb. gorilla swings forward on a 9' long vine into a jungle filled with weightless ants how many sesame seeds remain?

It had not been a good idea to eat the three day old pizza his roommates left after skipping town without paying the rent. Gordon was sick as a dog when the landlord rang

I pretended to pretend that I was pretending but I couldn't pretend that I could pretend that well. They all admitted that they had seen me in that state. Why no heads up? Friends

Prudence prudently pried prunes prodigiously from the priest's prat protruding profusely past the priest's pants.

One spring evening as I was planting flowers I hit something as I dug deep in the ground. A genie bottle appeared! I decided to give the bottle a rub, and POOF…..

Being a meercat is no picnic since the cameramen showed up. And the fame - Flower has become a real bitch. Strutting and preening. What''s a father to do? I can't

Bon mot? No, bon mojo!

Say what you will but I have never met a bad idea I didn’t like.

There was one thing he had to do. One quest. One mission. He couldn't fail in this, not when the fate of the universe was at stake. He had to remember the word "Aubergine".

The homeowner kept a handgun on his bedside table in order to protect himself against intruders. A statute provides that "all firearms must be stored in a secure container that is

I made the best macaroni sandwich with honey glazed ham and sweet mustard with lettuce, tomato and melted swiss cheese. I glazed pasta sauce on it. My friends made fun of me but I

"I don't get it," Qwerty said. "Who did what again?" "Oh my God," Asdf said. He had already told Qwerty about it three times. "Are you even listening?!"

His two hundred dollar shoes scraped something from the men's room floor that he didn't want to think about. Her perfume, still on his shirt so strong it overpowered the urinalcake