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Little Old Lady,or Lolly was a black and white pussy....Cat! Pussy cat... She belonged to Sally,an 81er who just thought she owned the house.The real owner was of course,Lolly.
Finished
2013-03-13 05:55:42
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251 days, 11 hours, 56 minutes, 21 seconds
59
"Taste it." "No." "Just take a taste." "No." "One taste?" "No." "At least smell it." "I don't want to." "Just a whiff?" "Nope." "I'll waft it under your nose."
Finished
2013-03-12 21:47:09
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284 days, 6 hours, 13 minutes, 38 seconds
68
Pablo De Nuda trembled on his next doctor's visit -- because he knew what they knew -- what they all knew -- the little glyphs blabbing about in their electro-topological congress
Finished
2013-03-12 01:29:58
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1 year, 68 days, 4 hours, 38 minutes, 23 seconds
54
The 2013 National Beard and Moustache Championships are a few months away, yet my pirate blackbeard needs work to win. Maybe I can get my parrot, Squawkers, to grow a goatee.
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2013-03-12 01:12:18
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6 days, 14 hours, 39 minutes, 32 seconds
59
He wanted to "Mercedes" his mother. So he designed a car that had her curves and personality, but she was a cantankerous squash-shaped octogenarian. The "Gertrude" sold poorly but
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2013-03-12 01:10:37
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339 days, 13 hours, 57 minutes, 35 seconds
28
The.bear.cat.ran.the.way.home.to.the.stadium.to.play.the.game.and.win.the.game.he.left.real.sad.from.home.but.knew.that.he.could.win.away.from.home
Finished
2013-03-11 17:14:41
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310 days, 12 minutes, 13 seconds
22
"Only the heart of the girl will show me you are loyal and deserving." Said the queen,with an evil glint in her eyes. The hunter didn't know how he would kill such beauty as
Finished
2013-03-10 10:53:55
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7 days, 3 hours, 55 minutes, 38 seconds
22
It was Loan Shark Week on CNBC and all the anchors were replaced by thugs. Tony the Pony (yes, yes) was interviewing a victim of check cashing services. "50% interest, that's not
Finished
2013-03-09 22:20:25
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2 years, 34 days, 32 minutes, 56 seconds
48
I feel like I am going to sneeze, and the sneeze is coming and sweet relief is about to take place…and then…nothing happens!
Finished
2013-03-09 22:14:32
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4 days, 9 hours, 10 minutes, 17 seconds
46
"Tell me it again. This time with more detail." The beekeeper needed to know everything he could about the attack before he went to the meeting. If a piece of information was lost,
Finished
2013-03-09 18:04:50
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182 days, 19 hours, 54 minutes, 49 seconds
47
Most people wouldn't add to perverted folds, and so many stories never reached their end. This was due to a troll named Al Gore adding nasty sentences to many of the stories.
Finished
2013-03-08 21:47:19
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202 days, 3 hours, 16 minutes, 33 seconds
72
He was the prima dona on the assembly line. His screw tightening was the best. Where was his favorite wrench? It needed the right amount a grease. The other workers had enough.
Finished
2013-03-08 19:18:57
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264 days, 1 hour, 39 minutes, 4 seconds
45
I'm a lonesome hound dog. I am greek and I battle giant aliens. I also am brave and not afraid of ohms! And lastly, I can dance and play a fiddle on
Finished
2013-03-08 12:13:18
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209 days, 13 hours, 25 minutes, 47 seconds
39
Oh MAN! I also just f'ed up somebody's folding story and feel bad about it. Dammit anyway!
Finished
2013-03-08 11:44:27
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95 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes, 33 seconds
57
It was a choice of living life to the fullest, seizing the day, or watching a "Heroes" marathon on Netflix with a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red and a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Finished
2013-03-07 16:52:42
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1 day, 21 hours, 40 minutes, 2 seconds
50
When my father got angry, he'd swear "Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle". This was quite confusing. Harry? Herbert? Now, in the crypt of the Templars, the fresco clearly showed
Finished
2013-03-07 16:08:52
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1 year, 87 days, 5 hours, 36 minutes, 34 seconds
54
Something was different, I found myself in a diffrent timeline. A way cooler one too. John Lennon had survived the shooting, Christopher Walken was the President, and my girlfriend
Finished
2013-03-07 08:43:31
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96 days, 56 minutes, 15 seconds
54
My ship was received by the Reinforcement Blossoms. When I opened the hatch I could smell the fragrance streams passing digital information through solar petals.
Finished
2013-03-07 00:27:30
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339 days, 3 hours, 5 minutes, 39 seconds
19
Well, I suppose you only live once. Not that skydiving would ensure the continuation of that life. Nonetheless, the love of my life was convinced it would finally rid me of my fear
Finished
2013-03-07 00:23:55
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276 days, 1 hour, 6 minutes, 2 seconds
44
String theory, the scientist said, is an attempt to realize Einstein's dream and not Isaac Newton and the apple that fell on his head causing him to attain Nirvana. Now the apple
Finished
2013-03-07 00:21:37
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187 days, 14 hours, 29 minutes, 51 seconds
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