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"Don't worry about it Bob! Stop being such a puss Bob! The SEC will never notice Bob! That's what you said! You screwed me you bastard! I'm finished!" "Lower your voice Bob" He ope
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2017-08-15 21:08:09
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5 years, 85 days, 3 hours, 41 minutes, 27 seconds
58
"Oh my... it looks like a hard rain's a-gonna fall" Said Ma Gerita. "May the wrath of god and water and wind wash me away, and take me out of this misery", replied Father Jerry
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2017-08-15 20:53:34
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4 years, 341 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes, 18 seconds
33
"No, for real! I swear hush puppies are made out of REAL puppies." Wow. My butcher had never steered me wrong in the past, so I had to believe him. Still, made me wonder if
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2017-08-15 18:55:27
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4 years, 35 days, 2 hours, 47 minutes, 18 seconds
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"It's some kind of temporal eddy," Bulemia Tourettes explained. Capt. Janeway shook her head in dismay. Tupok continued, "It is as if memory engrams reset after only a short time."
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2017-08-15 18:45:53
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5 years, 144 days, 23 hours, 36 minutes, 13 seconds
28
I crept into my bedroom & slowly eased my sock drawer open. There they all were, nestled together dreaming happy socky dreams. I knelt down, took out my melodica & tootled a
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2017-08-15 17:35:25
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2 years, 251 days, 5 minutes, 27 seconds
29
Pumpkins filled with candles laid alone and ignored on the NorthBrook Castle as the servants and followers abandoned Queen Evelyn on the night of the strongest Harvest Moon of the
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2017-08-15 16:00:00
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1 year, 259 days, 12 hours, 45 minutes, 43 seconds
48
By averaging the photos of 10s on 'Hot or Not,' I got an image of the perfect girl. I decided to do the same with 300 illustrations of Jesus.
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2017-08-15 12:12:58
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4 years, 342 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes, 36 seconds
38
I am Shutruk Nahunte, King of Anshand and Susa, Sovereign of the land of Elam. I destroyed Sippar, took the stele of Naram-Sin, & brought it back to Elam, where I erected it as an
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2017-08-15 11:34:09
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4 years, 86 days, 22 hours, 54 minutes, 56 seconds
50
At the castle gate, the French army waited to lay siege. Inside, the English had run out of frankincense. "Can someone PLEASE dump the lair pots outside?" the King asked. An archer
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2017-08-15 11:25:17
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5 years, 53 days, 14 hours, 31 minutes, 35 seconds
19
School was about to suck when all of a sudden I ran into the wall. Yep it sucked sooner than I thought and it only began.
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2017-08-15 10:05:26
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2 years, 307 days, 11 minutes, 12 seconds
52
I thought I had been invited to go rollerblading with a friend, but misunderstood. What he really said was, "ROLLERBALDING!" I tried to stop but it was too late. I had the skates
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2017-08-15 09:42:30
Took
248 days, 21 hours, 36 minutes, 52 seconds
53
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2017-08-14 21:51:57
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1 year, 146 days, 16 hours, 18 minutes, 30 seconds
70
Oscar got me a frosty brew and Felix slipped a coaster under it. My cards were middling. I considered Cthulhu in that long moment. Were his/its tells contrived or revelatory? I
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2017-08-14 21:31:21
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3 years, 71 days, 22 hours, 18 minutes, 46 seconds
50
♪ Is you is or is you ain't my babe. Maybe babies found somebody new ♪ Is what I found myself internally singing after I called Suzy for the fifth time tonight. Whats she thinking?
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2017-08-14 15:17:00
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3 years, 243 days, 20 hours, 32 minutes, 5 seconds
41
Tomorrows scheduled work I will be absent picking bellybutton lint in my apartment. I spent all of my money on rent and my flint is old on my zippo cannot light my cigarillo so I
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2017-08-14 15:11:07
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4 years, 354 days, 11 hours, 39 minutes, 46 seconds
37
It was Halloween night and a little puppy was out for a walk. A canine lunged at him and bit his neck. The puppy felt her body changing. First her eyes turned red.
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2017-08-14 15:00:34
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5 years, 10 days, 21 hours, 47 minutes, 42 seconds
34
"Your mission: go back in time and terminate the Extremist Hipster Movement before it gains momentum and takes over the world." I had woken up in 2012, but it seemed to be too late
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2017-08-14 14:47:11
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4 years, 339 days, 23 hours, 17 minutes, 29 seconds
55
Whats to say? I was homeless. I got offered a job doing medical experiments. It involved zombies. I did some stuff and I am here now and they ain't. That is all I can say about it.
Finished
2017-08-14 08:28:25
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24 days, 8 hours, 6 minutes, 37 seconds
59
Chicken pen buyin' a Monkey's cousin eggs at your local market ya should always goose's Gregory Peck ter clock if any 're cracked. Wahn day I forgot ter goose's Gregory Peck me egg
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2017-08-14 00:52:57
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4 years, 123 days, 23 hours, 28 minutes, 25 seconds
70
The domino hit the spoon, sending the pea to bounce off the kettle drum, which awoke the gerbil, who spun the wheel, which turned on the fan,
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2017-08-13 15:16:06
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1 year, 165 days, 18 hours, 26 minutes, 44 seconds
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