I returned home, that cold October day. I couldn't tell you where I'd been, or what I'd done. Or even what I'd seen. Not because I couldn't remember, but because I

"That'll be it!" I closed the menu & handed it back to the smiling waitress. "Thank you!" she gushed, "Should only be a few minutes." When she turned & walked away, I noticed she

Living on the storey beneath the elephants wasn't easy.

She couldn't tell you about the first time she shot a gun. She doesn't remember. The recoil and the bullet wounds faded into one and she never knew whether she was the prey.

'I observe that the plate in my microwave revolves anticlockwisely EVEN THOUGH l reside in the Northern hemisphere.' Dirk signed & posted his letter to the Royal Society itself!

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As I spread more cheeze upon my crackers and hugged my waifu pillow feeling knackered, there came a knocking at my bedroom door. "Tis only some pony clopping on my bedroom door."

Arik finally brought it up. "Tamara, is it true that you are secretly LX-27J?" Tamara had been bursting to tell him. "Yeah, that was me wot restarted the global Tesla power thing."

"One thing I worry about," he confided at an FSA meeting, "is the mix-and-match, anything-goes stuff. You know, there was some sick Dadaism before the horrors a hundred years ago."

Hayden Floyd hesitated a moment. "There's a reason the moon only shows us one face, and it's nowhere near Tycho," she said. "It's strange that the center of that face has no name."

The night after Cyndi Lauper moved into the condo adjacent to mine, she began slamming into the connecting wall while screaming "SHE-BOP!", a performance which would prove a habit.

Bob,curious to find out what's happening ,walks all the way out to the farmer and ask him , 'Excuse me Farmer Haris ,could you you tell me what you are doing?'

Testing...1..2..she said into the microphone, her hands shaking at her sides.

She was very appreciative of my services and promised to cure me of my Coulrophobia. She told me that we needed to steal the emperor's first child

Once in a Thai crystal palace there lived a young man who wished to one day be a monk. He chanted the mantra he had composed himself and written down in the black book every day

In late January

Day 2,346,439 since the destruction of the colonies. From the personal log of Swill Adamant, 5-Star Rear Double Admiral of the Colonial Fleet and the Cattle Car Impractical:

I build bridges of silver and crowns of gold.Who am I?

This has got to be the worst day ever!! I can't believe I just

I my garage, I created a 1:6 scale model of my cubicle. Everything works. From the telephone to the copy machine. My action figure was He-Man with dockers. The other drones were