If I jump,

She knew that he was never coming back but she'd forgotten how long a day or a week or a month could be and how hope is so violent. So she went to a bar & found a man there who

Why? Why? Why??? The words screamed inside his head, as he rushed down the highway...cars screeching their breaks to avoid him.

"So, how do you do this again?" I asked him, staring down at the equation scribbled on my paper.

With a full head of steam, he pushed on. The Tinman had accidentally sat on the iron, and it was plugged.

I believe you are deceiving me miss, for only pigs can fly. Well then, how do you suppose that little robin got all the way to the top of that tree? I don't know..it must have been

"Convergence my eye!" groused my smartphone (unbeknownst to me at the time). "I'll show you Convergence!" It filled me in later by way of a trojan dream-rec app, and now

We reveal a new way to speed up cancer drug discovery: free medical knowledge! We passed a law stating that all medical knowledge is to be freely obtainable, now rich and poor can

"One more hour, then I can get out of here." He whispered as he checked his watch. Only one of the doors was closed. He could hear something in his office.

I never really understood the concept of love; I never could grasp the concept of "loving" someone. What does love feel like? How do you know its love and not just a simple ache.

In a world where all well-to-do folks lived in glass terrariums, neatly organized into rows, hobos were distrusted. What were they hiding behind those cardboard walls?

When I was a young boy, my Pa always told me "Boy, don't you go around being a pansy now, you hear? Wearing flowers around your head and playing the guitar all day ain't

I realized the only way to reclaim my manhood would be to report the two military drones to his and her superiors for their illegal substance abuse, but contacting them was harder

And stroking his head, she looked at him and said " Hey. I just met you and

Anne drove a blck car.A Miata her father gave for her 20th birthday.She was going to Seatle to visit her friend Mary when she remembered forgetting her umbrela on her bed.

Dora the Explorer was really an Asian Boy. It was the only acting gig he could get. He tried his best to keep up the lie but

Elinda was Sophie the Supremes beeeeeesssst friend, until Sophie beat her on a Science test

It's bad enough the music on the radio is playing sucky Pink songs, & now I have to take the monitor to the Apple store bc the cat peed on it, but do we have to play "What # am I

"Blow out the candle and make a wish, granny!" we said. Granny looked down at the single candle in the Tastykake Chocolate Junior with disdain. She made her wish. The house rumbled

Nitya brought it up. "So. Incarnate. On a starship. Checking manifests of physical cargo. I hope the residents of this 'quadrant' or frequency or whatever ..." What could I say. It