After years of research and development, we have discovered the exact genes for the cold virus. We have applied for a patent and contacted companies for trademark naming rights.

KEEP IT IN! KEEP IT IN! Suppress every emotion and begin! KEEP IT IN! Hold the storm outside and bottle up inside. The cold keeps bothering me everyday. - From movie, Defrost

Once there was a water buffalo. He was a lonely water buffalo. He dreamed of meeting other water buffalo, but there were no other water buffalo in the land. And thus,

Here he comes now! The earth trembled with each step Bubba took as he approached the club. The bouncers moved respectfully away, while those who didn't know better stared at him.

I liked walking among the red maples. They were tall. And red. And they made me feel at peace with the world. But while I was meandering, the earth split in two and swallowed me wh

If you can catch this fart and paint it green, I will grant you three wishes.

A burger contains a little piece of dozens of cows. It's like when olde-timey hostage-takers would send you a finger in the mail to assert their dominance, except I'm hungry and

The wind whistled outside and the trees snapped under the weight of the frozen ice on the branches. The power was out, the roads were closed, and there was no food. What to do?

Once upon a time, there was a circle named Juliet. She was very sad because she didn't have points like the other shapes like Gary triangle and Joshua square.

There was a man who made a device that could turn animals into anthros. He first used it on a

~Finish the song ~ ♫ Down by the riva! 45 years ago. Was a terrible murder. Of a little girl. Her captures had no sympathy. As they bond her to a stump. She yelled and wailed and

There are cities with voice and cities that are voiceless. I remember the red line he drew on the wall as he left his home. Or was it black? His mom was watching TV and hid dad was

Once upon a time there was a lonely girl named liz, she had

This one time at band camp

"Hello all! I'm KJ Nutt, hole expert. Did you know? Holes can be used to stand in! And, they can actually make you appear a bit shorter or 'smaller'.

Philomena Cunk, Chairman of Cunk Inc, strode into the boardroom. She had a brace of lawyers with her but they'd be useless in the brawl that would follow her announcement

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Mustard was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice Read more: http://www.pan

Along came a shaggy dog with a small kitten in its mouth.

Once upon a time, a girl named Chris was walking down the road. However, the road was lava. Chris fell in the lava road and ended up in a coma. When Chris woke up, she smelt tacos.

Would you rather produce earwax so quickly it falls out of your ears every minute OR have a constant "wet spot" in the crotch of your pants?