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He ran into the glass door. He left a huge greasy nose print. His pastor was inside stroking the dog with a Hair Pick. He was trying to fluffen up
Finished
2011-04-26 15:22:31
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135 days, 13 hours, 45 minutes, 53 seconds
13
"Who the hell wears a fedora in church?" she said. "Does he think we're going to encounter a sword wielding Arabian Nazi sympathizer in Bethesda?" I jumped up and donned my turban
Finished
2011-03-15 16:38:33
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93 days, 11 hours, 26 minutes, 59 seconds
13
Lars was burnt in Fife, Washington, and braised as a Boy Scout. He groped his eleventh disc-jockey for his pukey radio station at the age of 13 after which
Finished
2011-01-18 16:58:44
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35 days, 21 hours, 35 minutes
13
They wanted to chant the ten little Indians again. This time he started chanting, "Ten Little White People." The crowed was stunned into silence. All eyes upon him. How could
Finished
2011-02-22 23:28:53
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69 days, 8 hours, 15 minutes, 13 seconds
13
All she ever wanted was to be loved. But people weren't capable of it. They envied her too much. She was too smart, too stylish, too beautiful and as a result, jealousy was all
Finished
2011-05-11 11:29:48
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143 days, 17 hours, 43 minutes, 8 seconds
13
All he wanted was a drink of goddamn water. He had eaten 8 pounds of extremely salty jerky and mistakenly bobbed for apples in a salt water tank. He sprinted at the Sparklets
Finished
2011-05-20 10:10:52
Took
152 days, 16 hours, 1 minute, 41 seconds
13
The Marquis strode through the courtyard searching for his lost wench. His manservant would be whipped severely if she had escaped the camp. Women were hard to come by north of
Finished
2011-01-19 02:27:47
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28 days, 8 hours, 19 minutes, 47 seconds
13
Crap, there's Matilda. I will look in the opposite corner of the room and walk like I have something to do. What's that on my shoe? Dog crap? Damn, well I can't worry about that
Finished
2011-01-18 15:04:14
Took
26 days, 17 hours, 53 minutes, 28 seconds
13
"I dare you." said Newton. God thought it over. "Remove all Bibles from the earth and give someone unified theory?" Newton nodded. "In ten years, more will believe in me than you."
Finished
2011-09-30 15:06:32
Took
273 days, 3 hours, 39 minutes, 5 seconds
13
The boy stared at him with hollow eyes and a smile that was disconnected from them. Several of his teeth were missing so when he sang, a little whistle escaped with each S. A bomb
Finished
2011-06-23 02:20:33
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173 days, 7 hours, 45 minutes, 51 seconds
13
The gingerbread men sat on the plate wondering who would be next. Trevor's death had been particularly gruesome. Little nibbles to the hands and feet until all that was left was
Finished
2011-03-24 00:35:00
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81 days, 1 hour, 22 minutes, 41 seconds
13
Madonna had taken to wearing blue shawls and an angelic expression. She had reclaimed her virginity like the first Elizabeth. Suddenly chaste was in Vogue.
Finished
2011-02-23 01:32:17
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51 days, 1 hour, 22 minutes, 27 seconds
13
This is a distress call from spaceflight Yi-R-San. We've been hit by something. We need help, we're stuck ! Is anyone there? May-Day! If you're out there: we were hit by a giant
Finished
2011-02-05 20:56:26
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21 days, 1 hour, 20 minutes, 15 seconds
13
He pulled his iPhone from it's holder on the belt of his pants and looked at the number staring back at him. He'd done it again and he didn't know how he would explain it to her.
Finished
2011-04-28 00:29:15
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102 days, 4 hours, 31 minutes, 5 seconds
13
"Pickled onions are quite a tasty snack", said Darryl, finishing off a whole jar of his wife's home made fayre. "Slow down, Dar!" said Anita, shocked at her husband's gobbling.
Finished
2011-01-18 14:57:35
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20 hours, 38 minutes, 14 seconds
13
She left me. Alone. Broken. I was paralyzed. Why? Why would she leave and take everything that mattered to me with her? Will she ever come back? I told my self she would but
Finished
2011-02-05 21:07:36
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18 days, 7 hours, 43 minutes, 26 seconds
13
As he had done so many times before, perhaps 10 or 12 times now, the mastermind watched Alice rest peacefully in her hammock. He could count the mistakes he'd made on one hand and
Finished
2011-02-24 19:32:59
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37 days, 3 hours, 10 minutes, 56 seconds
13
Biden had been second fiddle long enough. The President wanted to play a little one on one? Then the VEEP was going to play by street rules. He was going swing his elbows
Finished
2011-04-26 06:16:20
Took
97 days, 6 hours, 21 minutes, 17 seconds
13
Beyond the ridge, a coyote cried - high pitched, sharp, distinct - and was answered from closer at hand. Soon there were three or four singing, a happy chorus
Finished
2011-02-24 08:33:47
Took
30 days, 16 hours, 26 minutes, 4 seconds
13
I was making hay and raising kane! At that point I didn't know weather to shit or go blind, so
Finished
2011-04-25 20:58:07
Took
90 days, 10 hours, 12 minutes, 57 seconds
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