The grain silo poured its contents into the streets, which would have been a useful gesture a hundred years before. These people, however, had no idea that it could be ground down

Ellie sat in her cube seething. For 45 years she had written the award winning deb column for Town and Country. Now demoted to advertorials all because she refused to write about

One time my nephews Huey, Dewie and Louie were at my place looking for some good times. They were bored until the Chip n Dales came to take all of my nuts.

He was a fledgling namedropper looking to score. And so, when his sister's husband's grandfather, a minor civic leader, suddenly passed away, he knew this was his chance at fame.

The 24 hour marathon of The Nanny episodes had taken it's toll. At last she stopped putting it off and booked a trip to Flushing NY. There she would tour the monuments to

Her ninetieth birthday smoked every other for the last 72 years. Sure, her family was there, but so was a 20 year old Swiss. He'd said he'd come for her, and 72 years later, he had

Three morris men tried to creep past the watching guard but the jingling of their bells alerted the sentry. 'Put your hands up and give the password', barked the guard. "It's

RUN! The secretaries looked puzzled. I SAID RUN! The man burst through the door and headed straight for the window. The secretaries saw what was behind him and

She sat there in her office chair, elbow on the desk, head resting in her hand thinking. Thinking about what had caused her to react so strongly to his remark. He had only said

I'm all alone....without a sweater...in the dark. in a room. in sesame street. the had kidnapped me and now i was being held hostage. who'd figure a childrens show would do this?!?

There used to be several ways of brewing a liquid as delicious as this one, but now, with sunset sky in short supply, there were hardly even enough cauldrons to brew it in. Because

Darkness was upon him. Am I dead? he wondered, for the silence encompassing him could only be achieved through death. A blinding flash of light materialized, and he howled in pain.

I am looking forward to the end of winter. :)

Wind whipped around the corners of the buildings, sending scattered newspaper pages sailing down the street. The street, now empty, where just moments before

The charred earthen birm circled the sacrifice pyre. Remnants of those long ago offered for consumption littered the edge of the pit. Liza Minelli

I knew this day would come. Cher

My sister told me it was huge in England; that I'd never seen a silly hat like that meant I knew nothing. I told her

Dustin could not believe his luck. Having found out that he was named for the song "Dust In The Wind", he had sped off in his mother's car in disgust, just to crash it a block away

The biggest fall-out from the Green's victory was the axing of Top Gear. It had increasingly become a guilty pleasure but when the end came, Jeremy, Richard and James

she made my evening alone at home more bearable. Just thinking, no fantasizing about her made my lonely life not so bad. I would lie in bed and think of..