The third bullet slammed into his chest, but there was no more pain. And in the moments left, he knew there was just one more thing he had to do. He could see

Woe woe woe. Hang on. What's that? Let me get a whiff. Hey hey, what a bouquet! That's some bitchy scent! Poodle? Hint of musky mutt & Schatzi's been here. Hey don't yank my chain

As the brilliant morning sun adds specks of gold to my eyes I speak. The thought that becomes sound somehow becomes reality. Serenity overwhelms, these gold specked eyes are bliss.

The skilled pearl diver Tamatori was betrothed to the samurai lord Fujiwara. In lieu of the dowry he suggested she recover the black pearl from Dragon Lord Ryujin's undersea palace

In front of the whole 4th Grade, Millard said, "I know Santa's real because my mom would never lie to me." Later, when Laura showed him the entry for Santa Claus in the encyclopedi

Sadie cried. Soft, small tears fell onto her arm warming the skin. She never cried for long, only out of necessity.

The sun is shining

The Nose Troll attaches itself to noses by using its mouth as suction. The Nose Troll is a harmless creature that

When the plastic bag was lifted, the brown thing revealed its liquid nature. It had flecks of white fuzz in it. Three flies were on top. Dead. Trapped like dinosaurs in a tar pit.

He waved the gun around the room, pointing the gun at no one in particular. 'Vote me past MoralEnd or so help me God I'll write REAL literature." Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the

He had made a Land Rover out of Crack, and had decided to drive across the country in it and

Ich betrat den Serverraum von Blizzard um meine lange geplante Mission endlich umsetzen zu können:

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. It is my pleasure to introduce the greatest squirrel in all of Acornia, Jasper McNutters.

I'm done. Finished. Good-bye cruel world...good-bye.

Most of my nights are restless. Jarvis is dead!?! How is that possible? Worse yet, how does Detective Marcus think I had anything to do with it. Murder? Me?

The centipede was actually a cleverly designed plasti

wrecked into millions of peices. The police came and I had no idea what to tell him, he kept on asking me what had happend and I told him that I

"Check my stomach. Do I feel fat?"

It was Alerav who noticed that in the same way that we move our hand by using our Will we should also see that we were not constrained by bodies, by space or even Time. Our magical

"You said we'd be gone only a few minutes!" I shouted to the TARDIS. He's gone, I'm here and must again face the world. My folds have gone stale, my fans all dead. I fear that