"What's this?" Dr. Foldenstein cackled. "A new fold! Freshly unfurled this morning. Mmmm this one shows promise. No telling where it could go. Perhaps this calls for a

ركض اللص ما بين الأزقّة و الطرقات، هارباً من الشرطي الذي لم يكف عن مطاردته منذ خمسة دقائق. حمل اللص مسدّسه في حزامه و كيس النقود على جانبه الآخر. في نهاية الطريق، وجد اللص نفسه مقا

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GROG COOK MEAT! "Ah, my dear chap but have you tried this?" I took the bread and put it on a stick over the fire. The cave man looked quizzically. "This is toast." GROG LIKE TOAST!

I think he was in love with her.

Once there was a young woman who got lost in the big city. She wandered for hours.

The drought was one for the ages, a threat to the five clans of Rukha. They each sent a matriarch to the Meeting of Trunks. Urhuum made a sign with her scratch stick in the clay,

"And now, by the power of Grayskull, I pronounce you Masters of the Universe!" They kissed and a thunderbolt struck the ground where they stood. A chasm opened.

Omni schmeetna, dos brooach peevno. Calenti opposum snided crass fwatt-twats. "Vo inc ra meatta?" Calenti russed. "No," replied Thelma. "There is no way I'm gonna do that."

Seven places I wanted to go before the end of this short existence were, Mongolia, Basc, Cameroon, New Zealand, Greenland, Iceland, and, Antarctica. But it's ticking down the time

His fingers whizzed along the piano keys playing a dashing musical atmospheric pulse around the concert hall. What the crowd didn't know is that these were the notes of a magical

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"WHERE'S MY MONEY?".

Mackenzie Loomis- More than 10 people a year are killed by vending machines.

"Now you must die!" said the knight and lowered his lance at Tom Cruise. He was a celebrity in King Arthur's court.

I think I might be a porcupine because a porcupine would feel just like I do right now.

نظر البحّار إلى الأفق من مركبه مسنداً السنّارة على كتفه. لا يزال يتطلّع إلى بلوغ اليابسة بلا جدوى. كانت الشمس ساطعة في السماء الصافية، فاشتد عليه الحر و الجوع على حد سواء

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Nortessa and Jang surveyed the poor young Earth through the aumbrous visibulbs of their temposhiff. "Not yet, my dear. They *are* trying. Some of them, many of them anyway," said J

Fire on Sunset! We were in gym playing volleyball as we smelled and tasted the scent of something burning. In minutes, an announcement was made saying, "Please teachers keep all