"Big Willy, get down from there! You could die!" "I'm all right, Momma!" But Big Willy wasn't all right.

It was a classic example of the age-old question:

I just bought my first gun! I couldn't wait to show my family. I was so excited! I jumped out of my car and ran toward my house with my new gun raised up above my head.

Maybe it was because I was still half-asleep but this morning when I was showering I almost started to fly twice. Since my shower is basically a stand-up glass coffin that would've

This is a test. That was all that was said. Looking across the keys at the site in front of him, he tapped at the keys delivering the words to the digital canvas before him. Yay

“BOOM!”,a grenuke was blasted off in the middle of the third war games.The Wreckers were leading the match as they were the top 4 teams in the war games. The Shane gang were the..

I'm a prince, I need no last name. I am a princess indeed I came.

The little white beeper beeped. Tad picked it up and dropped it into a Venti Latte. Deepak said, "Are you crazy?" Tad took off his barrista apron, "Like a fox."

"What's your name? Who's your daddy?"

Anna was usually a quiet girl. She was always the one sitting in the back of the classroom taking notes or doodling in her notebook. Today was different. She

As I stood in the meeting place I felt like such an idiot. Why had Betty insisted I come dressed like a frog?

The goblin snarled, brandished its spear, yelled "Bree Yark!" at the top of its lungs, then charged. The magic user cast Floating Disc, is only spell, then ran back to the Keep on

One upon a time there was a dog named bacon. And all that dog wanted was to eat bacon and more bacon. Bacon ate so much bacon that his owner feared that he was going to turn into a

"This bench is dedicated to Theodore Ipswitch who hated this park and everyone in it."

@JeanValJean im goin 2 find u valjean u cant hide from the law. dam u #hashtag @Javert pls no i have to save this cute baby injured seal, then ill b rite back honest #hashtag

A monument in sand. He put the finishing touches on his 1:10 scale model of the Cheops pyramid complex, placed the plastic camels and flying saucer, and then stepped back to

"Push!" she screamed. "Puuuushh!" I was drenched in sweat and the vein on my forehead had popped out again. I strained, but couldn't get it up. "Puuusshh!" "I am!" I cried. The bar

Dear Diary, I drew that "S" thing on Josh's hand today, but before 7th period, he'd washed it off. Hygiene is totes adorbs! I washed my Josh altar to honor his hygienic ways.

And there was world peace. Ever harmonious speech flowed from tounges across the land

Es el amor acaso una ilusión que no nos permite ver la realidad de la crueldad y lo macabro que es el mundo? Ésta quizá es la visión de alguien enfermamente desesperanzado